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Tweets About 
Twits 



By 



Frederick B. Meekins 



This book is dedicated to the memory of my Grandfather 
Cleveland Boyd Schwartz, Jr. "Daddy Pete" who foresaw 
all this mess coming before most ever could. 



ISBN: 978-105-22074-6 

Copyright 2011 by Frederick B. Meekins 
All rights reserved 



A Note Regarding Format 

This is a book composed of short messages or musings, 
referred to broadly with the development of social media as 
"tweets". Since these are shorter than a regular column, 
they have not been given individual titles. Each of these 
complete thoughts is separated by the breaks in space 
preceding and following each text block. 



Tweets About Twits 

Obama was absent from the gravesite part of Ted 
Kennedy's funerary procession. This adds further proof to 
my hypothesis that, like a vampire, the President can't 
stand to hear the name of Christ without considerable 
discomfort. 

Secretary of Health & Human Services Kathleen Sebelius 
claims closing schools won't ward off the swine flu virus. 
Will students be detained at school away from parents 
during a swine flu outbreak? I am reminded of the scene in 
"Torchwood: Children Of Earth" where the military went in 
with guns blazing to round up students and snatch them 
from their parents in the name of vaccinations. They were 
actually being handed over to be used as extraterrestrial 
narcotics. 

Hyattsville, Maryland is disloyal to America. The town 
makes a bigger to-do over its "International Festival" (a 
Hispanosupremacist celebration) than the Fourth of July. 
The festival barely acknowledges White people at all. 

Obama's FCC Diversity director heralds Chavez's 
dictatorship in Venezuela as an "incredible revolution" 
worthy of emulation. 

Obama is renting a beach house for $35,000. Yet he 
bemoans you eating what you want, driving an SUV, and 
keeping your house at 70 degrees. 

Obama fritters about national parks, yet condemns you for 
eating what you want and driving SUV's. Guess he walked 



out West. 

Obama jets off to New York for a Broadway show on the 
taxpayer's dime. Some are no doubt growing weary of my 
constant drumbeat of Obama's campaign quote lamenting 
Americans eating what we want, driving SUV's, and 
keeping our homes heated at 70 degrees. However, I am 
not going to let this one slide until De Fuehrer starts living 
by the same spirit of sacrifice he is demanding from the 
remainder of us. 

Will the Mexican going into space do the jobs the other 
astronauts don't want to? 

The Obama Administration is all "Wee-Weed Up" in favor 
of mandatory circumsciocion. What about keeping 
government laws off my body? 

If Hawaiians want independence from the US, let's see 
how long they last without American welfare handouts. 

Fox News says plans are being made for ACORN types to 
weigh you and find out what you eat. Seems so many 
Obama schemes involve beating down your door. 

If it's wrong for government to be in your bedroom as 
pervert liberals claim, then why is it right for it to be in 
your kitchen or food pantry? 

The Lockerbie Bomber had 20 years more of life than those 
he slaughtered. 

Going with the following assumption that it is better to be 



"p-off ' than "on", in response to Obama, it is better to be 
"wee-weed up" than "wee-weed down". 

Evangelical Lutheran Church In America Allows Wanton 
Reprobates To Assume Pulpits. 

David Copperfield accused of rape. What did the girl think 
was going to happen when an eccentric old coot invites you 
to his deserted island to model? 

Marc Lamont Hill claims on O'Reilly that one is racist if 
one doesn't show "deference" to Obama. 

Detention camps are being considered for hatemongers. It 
should be remembered that, to the hypertolerant, a 
hatemonger is anyone that disagrees with the prevailing 
liberal consensus. 

Though both acts are egregious, why is the media focusing 
on Black kids getting kicked out of a pool rather than on a 
White family beaten by a Black mob? 

Frau Obama has a $5,000 handbag. Unless this bag has 
some super-secret James Bond-style tricks it can do, I don't 
want to hear one more word from this hag about public 
service, sacrifice, and giving back to the COMMUNITY. 

Since she died on cue as a campaign prop, I am leery of 
Obama's grandmother being an example of De Fuehrer's 
brand of healthcare compassion. 

Geraldo turns healthcare debate into a racial issue. If 
Palin's comments are irresponsible, perhaps Geraldo 



should be reminded of his Katrina coverage 

The Government is funding telepathy experiments. Today, 
they might claim to be financing these experiments for 
military applications, but I wonder how long until it's used 
to track what you are thinking about Obama or whoever 
else might be running the show at some future date. 

Sounds like the White House is sending healthcare email 
spam. Can't you go to jail for that? 

The Pan Am Flight 103 Bomber might be set free. Don't we 
have a CIA to make sure such human scum meets with 
mysterious ends? 

O'Reilly dismisses Ted Kennedy's Chappaquiddick Incident 
as "just one of life's things". 

Wonder if Herr Obama and his commissars would hem and 
haw if swine flu was rampant among White populations 
rather than the Third Worlders they want to replace the 
lower rungs of America's socioeconomic ladder. 

New York to limit salt intake. But since that state is 
moving down the road to recognize gay marriage, I guess 
some salty snacks are not as abominable as others in the 
eyes of the Humanistic elites. 

According to reports, Matt Drudge was not been seen in 
public for nearly a year. Have to admire someone that can 
sway the media and government with a single webpage in 
near isolation. If all is well with him, he still sets the 
standard of what all serious news and commentary bloggers 



aspire to be. 

Legislators Opposed To Voter ID Require ID To Attend 
Townhall Meetings. 

A blind contestant apparently isn't inspirational enough for 
American Idol. Maybe if he had a sissy hair-do and eye 
makeup like Adam Lambert or was a 1 6 year old with a 
smoker's hack like Allison Iraheta, the judges would have 
voted him back on. 

Columbus day becomes "Fall Weekend". Brown 
University is changing Columbus Day to "Fall Weekend" 
because multiculturalist malcontents are offended by the 
alleged racism of Columbus. So does that mean, if enough 
are offended by the apostasy and Communist affiliations of 
Martin Luther King, that his day should be turned into 
"Mid- January Respite"? 

If Beck is beyond acceptability, maybe we should force 
advertisers to dump notoriously anti- White Tom Joyner. 

Wouldn't surprise me if Rep. David Scott vandalized his 
own office. 

Modern society is too sissified to handle pirates. Liberals 
need to learn that "please" and "thank you" just doesn't 
work with these scoundrels. 

Bill O'Reilly is to become Obama's "Larry The Cucumber" 
in a Parade Magazine article aimed to brainwash kids that 
Obama a worthy role model. 



Michael Jackson's autopsy findings are to remain sealed. 
As much as the public dished out for the funeral, taxpayers 
ought to be allowed to see them. 

Our overlord can have pizza chefs flown in, but you and I 
as mere commoners are suppose to subsist on locally 
grown grass and beansprouts as emphasized by the new 
White House garden toiled in by ghetto youths. Frankly, I 
think he's been smoking some grass and beansprouts. 

Wonder if illegals would procreate as wantonly if they 
weren't lavished with benefits and accolades. So-called 
birthright citizenship must be abolished or this country will 
be tossed into the trashcan of history. 

Walmart opens store targeted specifically to Hispanics. 
Should the outlets geared towards lower class Whites come 
out and say that they are geared towards lower class 
Whites and how wonderful lower-class Whites and culture 
are? If that is silly, or even worse, "OFFENSIVE", then 
why is it not so when it is other groups being catered to? 

Obama connives to elevate his name above all names in 
demanding images of Christ be covered over during his 
speech at Georgetown University. This story, coupled with 
the fact that prayers recited in his presence at official 
functions must be vetted for theo-linguistic approval, makes 
me wonder if Herr Obama has a reaction to the name of 
Jesus similar to that of a vampire at the sight of a cross. 

Were Cobra uniforms in the G.I. Joe movie redesigned 
because the originals look like the ATF troops that raided 
the Waco Compound? 



In light of Waco's 16th anniversary, I wonder if Obama- 
style leftists would have as much sympathy for a detained 
Somali pirate if he had been an American Branch Davidian 
rather than an African Muslim. 

Jackie Chan endorses Chinese dictatorship. Wonder if he'd 
be saying the same thing if he could not flee to America 
anytime he wanted to. 

A prissy hag with a smokers hack and cleavage hanging out 
on Fox news says manners are more important than liberty 
regarding congressional townhalls. 

I am amazed how many secularist Jews have adopted a 
Nazish worldview. 

Industrial prosperity improves the environment. Guess the 
Obamaites and Goreans will need to find another excuse to 
inflict Third World poverty upon the American people. 

Back when they wanted a colorblind society, liberals use to 
ask, if you needed to be rescued, would it matter what 
color the person coming to save you was. Ironically, today 
they are the ones arguing that it does matter after all. 

Envelopes made from wombat poo paper will have an 
adhesive for those reluctant to lick the flap. Probably 
though, the paper is likely cleaner than those working at 
MacDonalds you have to ask four or five times what they 
mumbled at you as they take your order. 

$5 million of a $6 million dollar scholarship gift donated by 

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a mysterious benefactor must go towards minorities and 
woman. By definition doesn't that, therefore, discriminate 
against White men? Wouldn't the principled thing to do be 
to turn down the money? The likes of Al Sharpton, Jesse 
Jackson and the NOW banshees would be tossing chairs 
through windows and setting lecture halls on fire if a 
university embraced a gift solely targeted at White males. 

Union thugs beat a Black man daring to think for himself 
on healthcare reform. Is this one going to be reported to 
Obama's snitch number to squeal on those opposed to 
reported healthcare reform? 

In the Hudson River crash, why do the Italian victims merit 
the most coverage? Aren't the Americans worthy of equal 
mention? 

Isn't spray-painting a speed camera just another example of 
the urban art we are all suppose to applaud? 

A male National Review correspondent on Glen Beck has 
an earring. Guess they've let things slide since the passing 
of William F. Buckley. 

Did the White House beer guzzle violate the Biblical 
injunction against not putting strong drink to a neighbor's 
lips? 

Cop consents to further berating by professor. Wonder what 
De Fuehrer threatened out of microphone earshot. 

Wonder what threats will be made against the cop to get 
him to apologize. 



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The White House behavioral science research czar plans to 
manipulate citizens into compliance. Still don't think things 
are trending Nazi/Communistic? 

As a leftwing racialist, why isn't Henry Louis Gates 
deemed as much a threat as David Duke? 

Wonder if the gorilla in the government-funded porno was 
real. If so, where is PETA when you need them? 

If the obese are to pay more taxes for unhealthy food will 
perverts be made to pay more for condoms? 

O'Reilly is Americorps' dupe. He asked Beck, "Why is it 
always what's around the corner with you?" Why not 
compare Americorps to the Hitler Youth? 

Media worries about President's pants as the country goes 
to hell. 

The Obama Press Conference Countdown Ticker on 
MSNBC is a creepy sign of cultic obsession. 

Lindsey Graham plans to vote for Sotomayor. Can't expect 
a man named "Lindsey" to have much backbone. 

Wonder if the Mormons doing Obama's family research 
were able to find a birth certificate. 

If someone wants regular coffee with a Spanish label on it, 
they should have stayed in Mexico. 



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At Walmart, coffee in the "Hispanic section" was Nescafe 
with a Spanish label and a soccer player featured on the 
can. Do they need to be catered to to this extent? 

Though a liberal, I guess Cronkite was not enough of a 
weirdo to rate around the clock death coverage like 
Michael Jackson. 

Cronkite has no doubt been set straight on evolution now. 

Obama Health Adviser Ezekiel Emmanuel believes those 
with dementia should be denied healthcare 

Social Security Administration Spends $700,000 On Booze 
& Can-Can Girls At An Alleged Conference. 

Walmart should cut the crap. They don't care about 
Americans being uninsured. They just want to cut out their 
employee coverage. 

Herr Obama to establish an Office of Minority Health. I 
guess sick White folks aren't that important. 

Thought Juan Williams had changed. Still see he is a 
racialist commie at heart. 

At church, a pastor said the Hispanic congregation the 
"cutting edge". Guess Whitey is just there to pay the bills. 

The Teleprompter is dead. Long live the Teleprompter. 

Obama apes Hitler's "Blood & Soil" rhetoric in 
emphasizing his African heritage. Why is talk of "racial 



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blood" frightening when a White kook invokes it but 
applauded when a Black kook does? 

As a fan of nearly 25 years, I think a Transformers film 
could be made without profanity and smut. 

While in Africa, maybe Obama had time to find his birth 
certificate. 

Cal Thomas claims Palin needs a makeover. With the 
makeup and color of shirts he wears on Fox News, isn't he 
the last to give fashion advice? 

The press is in an uproar over Obama allegedly gazing at a 
young woman's backside. Just be glad it wasn't Obama's 
man servant Reggie Love's backside the President was 
gawking at. 

Minority supremacism is infiltrating Fox News with 
Beyond the Dream segments on Black and Hispanic 
achievement. What about White achievement? 

Had the Founding Fathers foreseen PBS' Capitol Fourth, 
they would have likely surrendered to the British. 

Will Fox News disrupt 7 hours of news to keep viewers 
abreast of Karl Maiden's passing they way they did during 
the death of Michael Jackson? 

Is Michael Jackson going to seem so important when you 
are paying massive utility bills in compliance with De 
Fuehrer's climate change bill? 



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Media whore Al Sharpton is trying to weasel himself into 
the Michael Jackson coverage 

I don't remember multiculturalist outrage over Jazz talking 
in a ghetto accent in the first Transformers movie. 

Couldn't someone of Sandra Day O'Conor's status go on a 
more edifying program than David Letterman? 

Obama denies Iranian mass murders wiener roast by 
disinviting them to a White House cookout. This manner of 
decisive leadership has rarely been seen throughout the 
annals of history. 

If Iranian riots are not happening live, why must Fox News' 
regular lineup come to a screeching halt? 

Obama stuffs his face with frozen dairy confections. Yet we 
are suppose to be content with homegrown snap-peas 
according to his consort. 

Barbara Boxer insists a general call her "Senator" rather 
than "Ma'am". I Can think of a few more titles the general 
should have called her. 

Those protesting outside Letterman's studio have too much 
time on their hands. Blog posts, letters and tweets ought to 
be enough. 

Hannity dialogues with a necromancer on the wonders of 
vampirism but plays the Twilight Zone theme at anyone 
that mentions Bohemian Grove, Skull & Bones, or the 
Bilderbergers. 



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One of life's most disheartening truths is we seldom win the 
approval of some of the ones we crave it from the most. 

What does the Iranian "Supreme Leader" do with all of his 
time, and why doesn't the media focus on this scumbag 
instead of the idiot president? 

Safeway charges smokers and obese employees higher 
insurance premiums. Shouldn't gays and chronic fornicators 
also be assessed increased fees? 

Geraldo is in the Bermuda Triangle. Maybe Al Capone's 
gold is there rather than in the vaults. 

When is Letterman going to make a joke about Chelsea 
Clinton being shacked up living in sin? 

The Palins, not an entire gender, are owed an apology as 
Letterman's lewd comment directed was at individuals. 
Should Mrs. Bobbitt be made to apologize to ALL men? 

In 30 years, a President will herald the Holocaust Museum 
gunman as valued mentor and friend. Shocking? Then how 
is Bill Ayers any more moral? 

Will the Holocaust Museum shooting be Obama's 
Reichstag fire? Will the incident be an excuse to curtail 
First and Second Amendment Rights. 

Would Letterman dare insinuate Frau Obama was a woman 
of relaxed virtue? After all, Palin is not the one prancing 
about in bear arms usually 



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NASA discovers the sun heats the Earth. With minds like 
these, no wonder not much has been accomplished in space 
the past several decades in terms space exploration. 

Obama celebrates gay violence against police in issuing 
commemoration of the Stonewall Riot. 

I paid for my own theater ticket this weekend also. Do I get 
adulatory headlines as well like Obama? 

Census Perverts Inquire How You Bathe & Undress 

Aren't those saying we should not oppose Sotomayor 
because she is a Hispanic woman really saying women and 
Hispanics are mentally inferior? 

A lad from actually from South African is not deemed 
"African Enough" for an African American Award at his 
school. Technically, by definition, wouldn't he be more 
"African" than all the Black students at the school put 
together? And as a public school where evolution is taught, 
since evolutionary anthropology contends we all came from 
Africa to begin with, shouldn't every student (White or 
Black) be eligible for this recognition? 

I might be "bitter" and "cold hearted". But at least I pay my 
own bills. 

Do The Unemployed Deserve Free Viagra? 

Incompetent Trolley Conductor Hired Solely On The Basis 
Of Transgender Status. 



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Obama Giggles At The Prospect Of Limbaugh's Death. 

UK Speech Prude Watches Porn At Taxpayer Expense. 

Obama's promise of an empathetic Supreme Court Justice 
will remove Lady Justice's blindfold. 

I was interrogated by blood lab apparatchik about my drive 
license validity. Are Illegals harassed in the same manner? 

Stan Montieth discussed a case where CA student was 
suspended for asking that, if gay marriage was ok because 
it is allegedly based on love, why can't one marry one's 
dog. 

A Maryland father decapitating his children and wife was 
remembered as a loving father and husband. Go figure that 
one out. 

Wonder if Herr Obama perambulated on foot to his Earth 
Day party rally. 

Imported mercury-filled fluorescent light bulbs could be a 
form of covert Chinese chemical warfare against the United 
States. 

Mark Levin is sending Herr Obama a copy of Liberty & 
Tyranny. Wonder if the Fuehrer will read it as he suggested 
he might Chavez's book. 

Obama embarrasses America on yet another continent. 
Now onward to surrender to the penguins of Antarctica. 

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NATO frees pirates over lack of detention policy. The next 
time, just blow them out of the water. 

As a former pothead, isn't Obama more responsible for 
Mexico's drug wars than the Americans that have not taken 
any illegal drugs? 

I learned through an acquaintance that, at a local MVA, 
non-English speakers are surreptitiously being supplied 
with answers by staff. 

It's always been rumored Anderson Cooper knew quite a bit 
about teabags. 

Fringe dealt with the issue of Transgenics. The creature 
reminded me a bit of the scorpion-locusts mentioned in the 
Book of Revelation. 

PETA is an uproar about the alleged death of two sled 
dogs. Wonder if they are as disturbed about animals PETA 
operatives themselves kill. 

Wonder if the Obama dog will actually be loved or is just a 
photo-op prop. 

Rush called "24's" Chloe a dunce. Wonder if that went 
through his head a few years back when he lip-locked her 
at the Heritage Foundation? 

Maryland illegals are allowed to renew drivers licenses. 
Citizens no doubt will need a file-cabinet full of 
documentation to do the same. 



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The pirates got what they deserved. Wonder how long until 
multiculturalists denounce the Navy. 

Did Rick Warren feign illness to avoid grilling by Huckabee 
over backdoor support of gay marriage? 

Herr Obama has appointed a gauleiter for outreach to the 
Asian community. Will one be appointed to the White 
community as well? 

Obama advocates nuclear disarmament. The glow won't be 
from the warmth of our moral superiority should we pursue 
this policy 

Glenn Beck's story on FEMA Camps was a 
disappointment. Not a word about the laws or executive 
orders authorizing such, many implemented by 
Republicans. 

630 WMAL axes the Chris Plante show. No reason to 
cancel this excellent program. He stood for the truth while 
being respectful of callers 

Hannity admitted the existence of the New World Order. 
He use to play the Twilight Zone theme at the mention of it. 

I have been a Simpsons fan since Christmas 1989, but am 
not sure they should get their own postage stamps though. 

In a Larry King interview, Judge Judy Wants Bible 
Believers To Die. 



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Kay Warren enunciated a sense of guilt for being a 
suburban White mom. 

European Farmers Stir Up Stink Over Flatulence Tax . 

Imagine the outrage if Laura Bush had Black kids toil in the 
White House veggie garden the way Lady Obama has. 

Will duped masses realize that "green sector jobs" is an 
euphemism for landscaping work. What, then, will we do 
with all the illegals? 

Did journalists now deferentially referring to the President 
as "Mr. Obama" speak as respectfully of the Oval Office's 
previous occupant? 

The stimulus bill is America's going out of business sale. 

Obama child medical insurance bill grants license for the 
profligate to breed out of control. 

Those that voted for the President to get a handout should 
be referred to as "Obamasites". 

If Qaddafi was a terrorist 20 years ago and today President 
of the African Union, does that mean Bin Laden will be 
esteemed as a statesman 20 year from now? 

Wonder if Obama and Maitreya will get into a spat as to 
who is the Psuedo-Messiah. 

Not a single welfare penny should go to the unmarried 
octuplet mom getting pregnant via fertility clinic. 



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SyFyportal reports that Kylie XY is getting canceled. 
Maybe it wouldn't if anyone actually knew it was on. 

A caller to Mark Levin claims operatives knocked on the 
door asking kids to join the Obama Youth. 

Obama is a media hog. Who housepaints in dress shirts and 
slacks? If no camera was there, the New Lord wouldn't 
even help the homeless. 

Does Insurance Cover UFO Damage? 

UFO Attacks Windmill. 

The Today Show Downplays The Impact Of Out Of 
Wedlock Parenthood. 

The response was in regards to a question pertaining to gay 
marriage. The former Vice President's exact words were "I 
think people ought to be free to enter into any kind of union 
they wish, any kind of arrangement they wish. " Under 
such a banner, society would be required to sanction 
polygamy between consenting adults. Contrary to popular 
perception, not all such unconventional households of that 
variety consist of a preteen being paired off with a sixty- 
year-old. 

GM's Hummer Division may be sold to China. I hope this 
does not include the military versions of these vehicles. As 
some may recall, it was Arnold Schwarzenegger, who now 
tells you how to live in the name of the environment, that 
got the manufacturer to produce these vehicles for the 



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consumer sector. Is it really wise to have our greatest 
potential enemy producing these? 

One must condemn both incidents. However, interesting 
isn't it, how the murder of the baby butcher ranks top 
billing among headlines and is being blamed on Fox News 
for daring to do a report on him whereas very little is being 
reported about the killing of two soldiers in front of a 
recruiting station by a fanatical Muslim? 

The McCain lass demands government subsidize her 
debauchery By saying that the Republican Party should 
move beyond abstinence, isn't McCain's daughter not so 
much suggesting that government should mind its own 
business in regards to our private lives but rather lavish us 
with handouts in those areas where our personal character 
falls short? Maybe Uncle Sam can provide us with the silk 
sheets and wine as well. Might as well toss in the cigarettes 
for afterwards while we are at it. 

A teen boy ordered by a judge to take chemotherapy has 
become a fugitive from medicine. Bet if the lad wanted an 
abortion the mantra of "my body, my choice" would be 
recognized. 

In commemoration of the alleged discovery of a missing 
link between humans and other primates, Google has 
altered its logo. However, on past Memorial Days, the 
Internet search engine has rarely recognized the 
contribution of American veterans 

Some may dismiss this as cute, but would it be as funny to 
have the President joke around with someone in a comical 



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KKK robe, terrorist head rag or urban thug paraphernalia? 
If not, then why can we laugh about pirates for aren't they 
simply carj ackers or street gangs of the high seas? I 
wonder if victims of pirates would like the President being 
so light-hearted about the tragedy that befell them. But I 
guess since the pirates are teenage Africans (one of 
Obama's prime voting blocs), we should just overlook it all. 

An armed pastor saved lives. Though one cannot deny the 
name of Christ, I have often wondered if this mentality, 
pervasive throughout church history, of just meekly 
surrendering as a martyr is a Biblical one. 

Church Insufficiently Masculine. Real men tire of sissified 
songs and want to mind their own business. 

Frau Obama's shoes look no better, and in certain ways 
even cheesier, than a pair of Chuck Taylor's that today run 
for between $25 and $50. 1 should know. I own several pair 

36,000 dead from flu. That's the annual statistic, not the 
projections for the current outbreak. But since they are 
likely not queers or illegal aliens, those people don't really 
count. 

Albert Mohler commented his daughter has just turned 20. 
Wonder how she feels knowing, in her father's eyes, that 
she is almost an old maid by the standard her father 
imposes upon the remainder of Christendom and Bapistry if 
she is not already on the verge of getting married. 

During the midweek prayer service held in his honor, the 
New Lord, Obama, said a woman is in a better position 



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than Congress or the President to make a personal decision 
about the morality of abortion. Taking this line of reasoning 
to its conclusion, shouldn't the Confederate States and even 
individual plantation owners have been the ones to make 
the decision about the morality of slavery? Furthermore, 
why shouldn't we be the ones to determine whether or not 
fluorescent or incandescent light bulbs are the right 
CHOICE for our optical or luminary needs? 

Pedophile Cult Leader Escapes Prison In Heliocopter 

Wonder if Herr Obama and his commissars would hem and 
haw if swine flu was rampant among White populations 
rather than the Third Worlders they want to replace the 
lower rungs of America's socioeconomic ladder. 

Preferential Parking Another Handout Demanded By 
Crabby Pregnant Women 

Bulldozers prove too dangerous for human usage. 
This is why we need to ban bulldozers all together. One 
dozer rampage is one dozer rampage too many. Sure dozers 
have their legitimate functions, but there is just too much of 
a possibility that they might be misused. Times have 
changed; bulldozers might have been needed in the past but 
now serve no legitimate function. We just can't take that 
chance. I hope you will join me in this bipartisan effort. 
Think of the children. 

Prominent reprobate Ted Kennedy doesn't deserve a plot 
better than anyone else's at Arlington. His military service 
wasn't even that distinguished. Make him wait two or three 
months to be buried like those that actually fought for their 



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country. 

America can get along just fine without a Kennedy in the 
Senate. Joe Kennedy is a Hugo Chavez lackey. 

Geraldo calls the kidnapper of Jaycee Dugard a religious 
pervert. Is he going to say the same about the 80 year old 
Saudi man marrying a 10 year old? 

Singer Linda Rondstadt claims she does not like having 
Fundamentalist Christians or Conservative Republicans in 
the audience. Who, then, does the aging country has-been 
thinks buys tickets to her concerts since these are the 
groups prone to listen to her brand of music? Definitely not 
"hip", young liberals. If all else fails, maybe she can go 
shack up with former hippy governor Jerry Brown once 
more. 

UFO Discovered At Bottom Of Grand Canyon? 

NAACP = National Association For The Advancement Of 
Crack Peddlers? 

Historians Minds Down The Sewer: Exhibit Undue 
Fascination With Luther's Toilet 

ACLU Stands Behind Thong Throng 

Happy Pills Induce Suicidal Thoughts 

Intoxicated Mexicans Demand Right To Drive Drunk 

Brit Faces Six Months For Carrying Swiss Army Knife 



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Obesity Epidemic A Big Fat Lie 

It has been leaked in a memo about the lack of 
opportunities for promotion for those in the employ of the 
British royal family Prince Charles believes those of us 
further down the social ladder ought not aspire to higher 
station in life. According to the Prince of Wales, "People 
think they can all be pop stars, high court judges, brilliant 
TV personalities or infinitely more competent heads of 
state without ever putting in the necessary work or having 
natural ability." While correct that this attitude is often the 
result of social utopianism rampant throughout the modern 
school system, to put it bluntly, what did he ever do to earn 
his privilege other than crawl out of his mother's uterus? 

Back during the primary season, President Bush backed 
incumbent Aden Specter over popular Pennsylvania 
Representative Pat Toomey Now it seems this decision 
might come back to haunt the President as Specter is giving 
Bush a bunch of lip about appointing pro-life judges. 
Guess Bush is now getting what he deserves and a lesson 
in why principle has to be more important than party. 

Girl Arrested For Possessing Scissors 

German Welfare System Forces Women Into Brothels 

Maryland School Superintendent A Dope Peddler. 

Students have been suspended for drawing homicidal stick 
figures. Aren't schools so much better since we have gotten 
rid of prayer and the Christian assumptions upon which 
prayer was based? Instead of having the matter addressed 

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at the classroom level since that might mentally scar the 
little darlings, we automatically call in the police. Had the 
students said this was merely homoerotic art, they'd 
probably be heralded as creative geniuses and given a 
government grant. 

Hindu Fanatics Threaten Benny Hinn 

Ungrateful Heathens Attack Tsunami Relief Workers 

British Subsidize Muslim Polygamy 

If Thy Eye Offend Thee: Crazed Singer Claims Devil 
Forced Him To Pluck Out His Eye 

Drunken Kennedy Found Passed Out In Gutter 

Bibliophile Jailed Over Overdue Library Books 

Scientists Claim Telepathy A Natural Human Ability 

Take a whiff of Jesus funk. A candle claims to replicate the 
scent of the Savior. 

According to this Seattle Times article, JAG is being kicked 
off the air in part because much of its viewer ranks is pulled 
from the over 50 crowd. Could that be because it is one of 
the few programs available that provides consistently 
quality narratives without resorting to outright sex or 
unnecessary violence? Even the show's cousin, NCIS, is a 
bit more bawdy in its presentation with having no qualms 
about flaying open a corpse for an autopsy and gratuitous 
potty dialogue between the characters. Opposition to JAG 

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is not so much about demographics as it is values and taste. 

Being Overweight Good For Your Health 

America To Be Transformed Into A Hispanic Slum 

Christian Radio Station Fires Pastor For Proclaiming The 
Gospel 

Is Alex Trebek A Dirty-Rotten Horse Thief? 

Graphic Novel Depicts Jesus As Pot-Smoking Nudist 

Was Binny Hinn's mentor a practicing witch? 

Cookie Monster Becomes Healthfood Nut 

Is Jeb Bush A Scientologist Puppet? 

Republicans & Smut Peddlers Form Alliance 

Pedophiles & Rapists Supplied With Taxpayer-Subsidized 
Viagra 

NYPD Denies Bias Assault Against Whites Constitutes 
Hate Crime 

Farrakhan Seeks Alliance With Sodomites 

MTV Honors Bill Clinton For His Values 

Smut Peddlers Press The Flesh In Washington 

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Caucasians are more likely to suffer from reflux diseases. 
Does this now mean we are to target prevention and 
treatment campaigns towards White folks and try to make 
everybody else feel guilty that White folks suffer from this 
dreaded affliction.? 

Scottish Editorialist Arrested For Column Against 
Immigration 

Zap-Happy Cops Stun Retard For Little Reason 

Gay Penguin Goes Straight 

FEMA Debit Cards Used To Purchase Designer Handbags 

Teen Dismembers Mother At Behest Of Pedophile 

Florida Schools Permit Crossdressing Kindergartners 

School Girl Arrested For Noticing Classmates Couldn't 
Speak English 

Anglicans Ponder Rights For Chronic Fornicators 

Critics of Madonna's adoption promote the notion that 
savages should be kept in their natural setting. Ironically, 
the ones that believe "indigenous" children should be kept 
in their original environments are the same ones that 
believe immigrants should be allowed to overrun the United 
States. 

Home school leader Kevin Swanson declares that good 
Christians must have dozens of children. Children are a 

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blessing, but so is chocolate and you can obviously get too 
much of a good thing. 

In an advertisement for a History Channel special about the 
Mayflower titled "Desperate Crossing", a child is depicted 
at a school pageant elaborating the misdeeds of the 
Pilgrims. If such a documentary is to be justified on the 
grounds of historical accuracy and disclosure, which is not 
necessarily a bad thing if viewers are presented with a 
complete picture with both warts and triumphs, does this 
mean, that come Martin Luther King Day, the History 
Channel will air a special detailing the marital infidelities 
and Communist associations of the famed civil rights 
leader? 

Illegal Alien Hangs Murder Victim In Shower 

According to Kevin Swanson, now you are a rotten 
Christian if you don't let neighbors and strangers rummage 
though your house. Swanson discusses the issue of 
hospitality in light of the Christmas season. As expected, 
much of this is advocated from an intelligence gathering 
perspective so that ecclesiastical overseers and the like 
may gather a dossier as to what the individual under 
surveillance (I mean being visited) is like away from more 
formal settings such as work or church. I think some 
evangelist, pastor, or apologist ought to do a series on the 
neglected "mind your own business doctrine". Frankly 
though, if you've had nothing to do with me the remainder 
of the year, don't bother with me at Christmas time (as well 
as with funerals and the like) because obviously you are not 
reaching out in friendship but rather out of some 
expectation of that I assuage your guilty conscience for 



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treating me like dirt the rest of the time. 

Interestingly, more condemnation will be heaped upon Mel 
Gibson over a few impolite comments to slip from his 
drunken lips than that he fathered a child outside of 
marriage. 

Feminist Hag Doesn't Consider Motherhood Work 

Since she had a baby, I guess Dick Cheney's lesbian 
daughter likes something a man has to offer after all. 

Homeschool advocate Kevin Swanson says bloggers are 
ungodly and unaccountable. One might say the same thing 
of talk radio hosts such as Swanson. According to Swason 
and his sidekick, Christian Internet service providers 
should block blogs that do not have established 
ecclesiastical oversight. Of these fans of Luther and 
Calvin, I ask did these Protestant forefathers bend their 
knees to their clerical betters when the truth was on the 
side of the outsiders? 

According to Kevin Swanson of Generations Radio on the 
February 7, 2007 broadcast, those preferring the anonymity 
of city life, to the in-your-business mentality that can 
surprisingly pervade rural existence, are vagabonds the 
moral equivalent of Cain. As his expert witness, Swanson 
interviews R.C. Sproul. Jr. In contrast to the "transiency" 
both Swanson and Sproul condemn, apparently Sproul 
believes COMMUNITY is so binding that the individual 
should not be permitted to leave. 

United Nations Prepares For UFO Contact 

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The gunman ranks among the memorialized of the Virginia 
Tech massacre. Isn't this akin to fondly recalling Adolf 
Hitler as a victim of World War II or the Holocaust? One 
effeminate cleric claimed we must strive to understand the 
shooter's mental illness. I believe the shooters own 
grandfather had the right perspective on the matter when he 
said he was glad the "son of a b— ch" was dead. 

Ethanol A Deadlier Pollutant Than Gasoline 

Was Friar Tuck omitted from Robin Hood for being 
overweight? 

Illegals Violently Forcing Blacks Out Of Inner City 
Neighborhoods 

Jimmy Carter A Raving Heretic 

If Virginia gubernatorial candidate Bob McDonnel is to 
have his graduate thesis scrutinized, shouldn't we be able to 
peruse the scholastic research of II Duce and Frau Obama? 
I believe their respective collegiate papers have been 
locked away and sealed. 

Obama wants to defame September 1 1th by highlighting the 
occasion as a day of service and downplaying the attack 
upon America. So if one questions compulsory 
voluntarism, one will be anathematized as a contingency 
operation instigator. We're not suppose to use the word 
"terrorist" anymore. 

Sean Hannity said he wouldn't go down the road of 

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criticizing Ted Kennedy so soon after the Senator's death. 
I recall reading of Ted Kenendy driving off a bridge on one 
of the roads he went down. 

It has been reported that the healthcare reform legislation 
being considered will order the IRS to handover your tax 
records to health commissioners. It was observed that 
apparently it's OK to collect information in the name of 
universal healthcare but not to prevent terrorism. If it's 
wrong to ascertain the legal status of immigrants as to 
whether or not they should be here, then on what grounds 
do government agencies have to be passing this information 
back and forth regarding actual citizens? There are already 
concerns about disparities of treatment among various 
groups and classes. Just think how much worse it will be 
when your chart reads, "Middle class. Do not resuscitate." 

The Healthcare reform bill also plans to spend over a 
billion dollars for jungle gyms, bike trails, and farmers 
markets. I guess the Chinese want fit slaves for when they 
take over after the United States defaults on the loans from 
the Maoists. 

In embracing the Lockerbie bomber, Qaddaffi proves he is 
still human scum. Makes you wish for the good old days of 
the Bush Doctrine where, if you sided with America's 
enemies, you were considered one of America's enemies. 

A public service announcement on Fox News was 
broadcast in Spanish. This is more about conditioning 
actual Americans into accepting bilingualism since any 
Spanish-speakers watching an American cable news 
channel already likely comprehend or know a considerable 



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amount of English. 

With Obama seeming to withdraw the so-called "public 
option" from the healthcare reforms being considered by 
Congress, many will assume that the battle is now over. 
However, things may be more dangerous than ever before. 
Up for consideration are so-called "healthcare 
cooperatives" that will attempt to blend aspects of public 
and private systems, no doubt with the care and 
responsiveness that homeowner associations have become 
renowned for. What is to prevent companies from 
eliminating their insurance programs and pushing their 
employees into these? This is what Walmart-types are 
drooling for in the propaganda where they say they won't 
be happy until everyone is insured. What they are really 
hoping for is the opportunity to drop the coverage of their 
own employees. 

The Libyan responsible for the bombing of PAN AM Flight 
103 has been set free. Since the terrorist is dieing of 
cancer, Scottish officials claim that he was released in 
compliance with the nation's values. And what might those 
be: pandering to radical Islamists? No wonder that country 
is renowned for men who wear dresses. It is because of 
this spinelessness that Western Europe totters on the edge 
of the garbage can of history. If someone has a life 
sentence or a certain amount of time left on their term, 
prison is where they ought to die. Isn't one of the reasons 
we have a CIA is to make sure human scum like this meets 
with a mysterious end? 

I am tired of the Internet ads reading something like 
"Obama Asks Moms To Return To School". Especially 



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creepy is the one with the two women marching with a 
brainwashed look plastered across their faces. First, it is 
not the government's place to "ask you to return to school". 
Second, if II Duce only wants moms to return to school, it 
is blatantly sexist. For what if he only asked dads to return 
to school? Third, if anyone complies with this decree 
simply because "Obama asks", they are a deluded fanatic 
that has sold out both American liberty and independent 
thought. 

A study finds that shorter students are "no less popular" 
than taller ones. Frankly, from my own experience — even 
in a Christian school at the elementary level especially — 
the shorter ones were actually the snottiest brats in the 
class and were actually the bullies rather than the stouter 
pupils. But since chubbier students don't fit in with the 
plans of New World Order types such as environmentalists, 
I guess we got what we deserved. 

David Copperfield has been accused of rape in a pending 
civil law suit. The 22 year old woman claims she was 
attacked after being invited to his private island for 
modeling opportunities. What else did she think was going 
to happen? Furthermore, what proof do we have that any 
of this even occurred or that his advances weren't spurned 
until after the fact? 

While Americans are suppose to bask in either Obama's 
angelic glow or the hellfire smoldering out of his ears 
depending upon one's perspective for warmth, other world 
powers are taking steps to secure the energy needs of their 
respective countries. Red China has made deals for access 
to oil fields across Africa and Asia. And while Americans 



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are forbidden from exploring for oil off our own coastline, 
the Obama administration has extended millions of dollars 
to Brazil for the purposes of discovering oil off its own 
coast. 

The financial hole Americans will not be able to get out of 
for generations is about to get even deeper thanks to efforts 
to fawn all over those messing around in holes where they 
really don't belong. The Subcommittee on the Federal 
Workforce, Postal Service & The District Of Columbia in 
the House of Representatives has authorized legislation that 
would extend insurance benefits to the same-sex domestic 
partners of federal employees living in sin. 

At least my God never forgets His word. That is more than 
can be said of Pseudomessiah Barack Obama. The 
President confessed to knowing nothing of the provision in 
the healthcare bill that would forbid insurance companies 
from enrolling new applicants once the legislation goes into 
effect. Thus, he is either a liar or a halfwit. Take your 
choice. 

Walter Cronkite might have been the most trusted man in 
America, but that trust might have been misplaced. 
According to a number of retrospectives published since 
his passing, one could legitimately conjecture that his 
support for America was questionable at best. For 
example, in 1999 Cronkite accepted the Norman Cousins 
Global Governance Award. In his acceptance speech, 
Cronkite called for the creation of a global planetary union 
usurping national sovereignty patterned after the United 
States government. However, if we dig further back into 
the broadcaster's past, we discover that Cronkite may have 



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preferred a Soviet-style system. According to researchers 
such as Joseph Farah of WorldNetDaily and Cliff Clincaid 
of Accuracy In Media, Cronkite often sided with 
Communists throughout the course of the 20th century's 
most dangerous conflicts. 

Meteoroids weren't the only thing space station astronauts 
had to dodge. The toilet there backed up and overflowed. 

Eugenicist theories are gaining legitimacy with the leftwing 
of the American government. Ruth Bader Ginsburg 
announced that part of the reasoning behind Roe v. Wade 
was to decrease "undesirable populations". As a Jew 
suffering from cancer, perhaps someone should remind her 
that, in the eyes of many, she likely ranks high on that list. 

Some might dismiss Ginsburg's position as the bizarre 
personal idiosyncrasy of a mind that has seen more rational 
days. However, Obama Science Advisor John Holdren in a 
1977 book, coauthored with environmentalist Paul Ehrlich, 
titled Ecoscience urges government to consider assorted 
population control measures. And Obama himself has 
enunciated a position questioning the validity of extending 
the lives of those deemed unproductive by bureaucrats. 

Sonoa Sotomayor apparently has no problems with hacking 
unborn babies to pieces. However, in confirmation 
hearings before the Senate Judiciary Committee, this font 
of Latin wisdom couldn't arrive at a position as to whether 
or not you have a right to defend yourself. Wonder if she'll 
forgo any of the security protections extended to Supreme 
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Obama and his minions can't wait to bust down your door 
and snoop through your stuff. Under his so-called "Cap & 
Trade", government thugs will barge into your homes to 
conduct so-called energy audits demanding that certain 
repairs and upgrades be implemented. 

This is not the only measure ripping asunder the sanctity of 
private property like toilet paper of which Cheryl Crowe 
insists we use only one sheet. One provision of the 
healthcare reform bill approved by the Senate Health Labor 
& Pension Committee authorizes government prickers to 
weasel their way through your door and to vaccinate your 
family against your wishes. 

Dingell berries have threatened a protestor daring to speak 
at a congressional townhall. According to Mike Sola, 
supporters of Rep. Dingell showed up at his house in the 
middle of the night in reference to the exchange this father 
had about his son with the Congressman. The nocturnal 
altercation was reported to police and Sola vows to defend 
life and property by any means necessary if the situation 
calls for it. 

Tolerancemongers and Afrosupremacists are plotting to 
remove Glenn Beck from the airwaves. A coalition of 
Black bloggers has convinced Geico to withdraw 
advertising from this particular afternoon Fox News 
program. 

Beck dared to speculate that Barack Obama might harbor 
racial antipathy towards Whites in light of the hasty 
conclusions the President drew regarding the Gate's 
altercation. Perhaps conservatives should respond by 



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pressuring advertisers into dropping notoriously anti- 
Caucasian Tom Joyner. 

Freedom throughout the Western world hangs dangerously 
in the balance. 

The military is recruiting for concentration camp guards. A 
classified on the GoArmy.com and National Guard 
websites is seeking "Internment and Relocation 
Specialists". Naive supporters of the government will 
claim this is only referring to detention centers set up for 
America's terrorist enemies. I ask you, dear citizen, just 
exactly who is a terrorist now? Obama supporters and 
allies have dropped the term in relation to Islamic militants 
and instead apply it to citizens confronting legislators and 
bureaucrats over the inadequacies of the proposed 
healthcare reforms. 

Things don't look much better off among America's closest 
foreign allies either as plans are being drawn up to 
extinguish liberty in one of the lands that once guarded this 
precious flame. British officials are considering mandatory 
vegetarianism throughout the United Kingdom. It is 
claimed such rationing measures would only be 
implemented in times of national emergency. However, 
what is being categorized as national emergencies are 
simply the ongoing characteristics of the contemporary 
world such as population growth, high oil prices, and the 
diverting of food crops into the production of bio-diesel. 
One cannot help but ask will these measures also be 
imposed upon the Royal Family? But I suppose their 
protein intake will need to remain high in order to continue 
their fine tradition of whoremongery and generalized 



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debauchery. 

You might end up living in a reeducation camp subsisting 
on a diet of sawdust and pine needles; but cheer up, 
imprisoned serf. Your social betters will likely continue 
their lavish lifestyles no matter what deprivations they may 
decide to inflict upon the common person. 

For while Obama castigated corporations for holding 
conventions in Las Vegas during challenging economic 
times, some from his side of the political spectrum are 
meeting in the resort town to attend a conference on the 
future of alternative energy. Are you going to tell me Al 
Gore walked to the meeting and that Bill Clinton in Sin 
City is as trustworthy as Billy Graham in a booze factory? 

President Obama has repeatedly emphasized the need for 
sacrifice throughout his campaign and now his presidency. 
I don't see much of it among the gang he runs with and it 
seems it is becoming only an expectation imposed upon 
those who otherwise strive to make their own way in life. 

It is becoming more and more apparent that many of the 
nation's elected leaders think more of foreigners with no 
right to be here than actual fellow Americans. 
Congressman Eugene Green of Texas, who opposes the 
idea of voter ID as a measure to prevent illegals from 
casting illegitimate ballets, is requiring photo identification 
for the august privilege of him either blowing smoke up 
your backside or him sticking it to you (depending upon 
your perspective) at his healthcare townhall forum. 

Barack Obama has taken on the role of chief booze 



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peddler. Hoping to smooth over the controversy that has 
erupted over the arrest of Henry Louis Gates, the President 
has invited the professor and the arresting office to the 
White House for a beer. Given the professor's temper, is it 
really a good idea to get him all liquored up? Henry Louis 
Gates is hardly the harmless professor the media is making 
him out to be. Frankly, Gates is to the Ivy League what 
Jeremiah Wright is to ecclesiastical circles. At Harvard, 
Gates is the director of the W.E.B Du Bois Institute for 
African & African American Research, named after a 
known Communist. According to a WorldNetDaily profile 
of this academic subversive, Gates has lured other leftist 
rabble rousers to campus such as Cornel West and 
advocates Afro supremacist positions such as Affirmative 
Action, reparations, and liberation theology. If one is 
known for the company one keeps, Americans should be 
very concerned about what they have let into the White 
House. 

Michael Jackson wanted to be cloned by a UFO cult. 
According to Jackson's chauffer, the King of Pop became 
obsessed with creating a duplicate of himself after 
attending with Uri Geller a conference hosted by Clonaid. 
Clonaid is the research arm of the Raelians, a sect that 
believes human beings are the result of extraterrestrial 
genetic experimentation. 

Life is apparently no circus for Ringling Brothers elephants. 
PETA operatives have obtained footage of handlers 
allegedly beating their pachyderms as a matter of course 
rather than when simply when the creatures are out of line. 
Hopefully, some as intrepid videographer will capture 
footage of the mistreatment of animals known to go on at 



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the hands of this animal welfare front group. It has been 
conjectured that PETA would rather see animals dead than 
in human hands. 

Freedom of thought and descent have been dealt another 
blow during these days of the Obama regime. According to 
Joseph Farah of WorldNetDaily, search engines such as 
Google are quietly dropping or downplaying links to 
articles questioning the validity of Obama's birth 
certificate. Some will respond that, as private enterprises, 
search engines should be able to establish criteria as to 
what information they will present as legitimate. However, 
should such a perspective continue to expand, what makes 
these tactics any more moral than those employed in 
Communist China were access to certain viewpoints is 
blocked in the name of the good of the social order? More 
importantly, how long will it be until not only access to 
websites questioning the government disappear but people 
as well? Certainly an awful lot of trouble to go to if our 
exalted Caliph has nothing to hide. 

The real victim of the run in between Harvard malcontent 
Henry Louis Gates and officer James Crowley may actually 
be the poor woman making the call to police. For her 
efforts at being a good citizen, she has been labeled a racist 
and received various threats. At least the policeman is 
permitted to carry a gun and pepper spray. At her press 
conference, she should have made it clear that this would 
be the last time she ever lifts a finger for anyone in her 
COMMUNITY. 

North Korea has executed a mother of three for distributing 
Bibles. Perhaps Bill Clinton should have made a bigger 



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fuss over this incident than the imprisoned journalists who 
did, it must be remembered, violate the borders of a 
sovereign nation. Multiculturalists often point out how 
much America has to learn from non- Western cultures. 
Perhaps we should start by emulating North Korean 
policies towards illegal aliens. Instead of lavishing border 
violators with welfare benefits and the like, we should give 
them harsh prison sentences. 

Critics of Obama's healthcare plan should know that they 
are being watched. The White House is asking Americans 
to report to them the names of anyone spreading 
"disinformation" regarding insurance reform proposals. One 
might point out that, to a liberal, disinformation is anything 
they disagree with. When this call for ratting out your 
neighbors is coupled with the dismissal of citizens speaking 
out at congressional open forums as contrived activism, it 
seems the President is not quite the fan of "community 
organizing" that he heralds himself to be. 

As much as he rides the issue, it causes me to wonder if 
there is some kind of profound unhappiness in the Albert 
Mohler household. It has been my experience that the ones 
that nag single people the most about getting married 
themselves come from the worst of marriages. It is like for 
some reason they have to hound you into their own state of 
misery. Interesting how the argument is made in such a 
way to actually heap as much or more condemnation upon 
the docile and behaved not likely to leave the church than 
those that can't keep their pants on parenting the tidal wave 
of bastard births sweeping across the landscape. How 
about a little more of minding one's own business, Dr. 
Mohler? The Mohlerites and Dobsonians lift up as some 



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kind of ideal the past where people married in their early 
20's. Perhaps they would also care to address how many 
unhappy marriages were formed where the partners would 
have been better off had they remained single but instead 
simply got married because the parties no longer wanted to 
be snickered at as a fagot or a lesbian even though they 
were neither of these perversities. Though it no doubt 
pains some of the uberpuritanical who crave to control 
every last detail of the lives of those around them, the Bible 
is remarkably silent as to by what age one MUST be 
married. 

The Fairfax County Board of Supervisors have authorized 
the expansion of the Saudi Islamic Academy. Shysters on 
the school's payroll claim the matter was about land use 
and not curriculum or philosophy. Critics of the school 
claim the institution advocates violence against Jews and 
Christians, so much so that one valedictorian has been 
convicted of playing a part in a conspiracy to assassinate 
George W. Bush. Though one may believe whatever one 
wants under the First Amendment, I wonder if the fanatic 
multiculturalists assenting to this vote would have easily 
glossed over what this school teaches if the school was run 
by White folks from the Ku Klux Klan. Since both the 
Klan and this school are both alleged to teach violence 
against Jews, I don't really see all that much difference 
between then. More importantly, since it is not a matter of 
"philosophy", I wonder if the Fairfax County Board of 
Supervisors will be as eager to grant requests made on the 
part of church groups, or does Christianity just happen to 
be the wrong religion? 

Urban school children are being forced to toil in the White 

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House garden. Well, things are not quite that bad, but can 
you imagine the feigned Sharptonian outrage that world 
erupt had Laura Bush rather than Michelle Obama 
instigated the project? The purpose of the garden is to 
provide vegetables for the White House kitchen to, in part, 
browbeat the American people into consuming only locally 
grown produce. No word as to whether or not crop yields 
will be sufficient to supply the lavish Wednesday parties 
the Obamas are becoming noted for. 

A group of environmental researchers were trapped by a 
blizzard while on an expedition to the artic to study global 
warming. 

President Obama belittled the disabled during his 
appearance on Jay Leno. The comment was not that 
offensive. Obama said his bowling score in the 120's was 
like something out of the Special Olympics. However, had 
Rush Limbaugh or Ann Coulter said it, they would be 
deemed hatemongers no longer worthy of employment. 
Therefore, shouldn't the messiah of the radically tolerant be 
held to the same standard? And more importantly, in light 
of healthcare proposals on the part of Obama allies such as 
Tom Daschle that the elderly should just learn to live with 
their deteriorating conditions, one has to wonder what 
plans are being made for those of less than ideal health and 
vitality. Given Obama 's giggle fits regarding the 
deteriorating economy during his "60 Minutes" interview 
where reporter Steve Kroft asked the President if he was 
punch drunk, one could justifiably deduce he holds the 
remainder of us in the same degree of contempt as he does 
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Representative Nancy Pelosi before an audience gathered 
in a church heralded America's Hispanosupremacist 
conquerors as patriots and the enforcement of U.S. 
immigration laws as un-American. However, should these 
new arrivals become Branch Davidians or picket outside of 
abortion clinics, I am sure the Speaker of the House will 
change her mind. 

Florida horse owners are living in a state of fear. Poachers 
are stealing their beloved steeds and butchering them for 
the black market as the meat is a delicacy among growing 
immigrant populations. 

Obama's brownshirts may come to profoundly influence the 
2010 Census. ACORN, the leftist community organizers 
with a history of voter fraud, hopes to assist in recruiting 
the 1 .4 million temporary workers that harass people door 
to door asking the most private of questions such as how 
many bathrooms are in your house and how many miles 
you drive to work each day. The Obama administration has 
tried to politicize the constitutionally mandated tabulation 
by moving oversight of it from the Department of 
Commerce directly into the White House. 

The Federal Reserve has just performed one of the greatest 
magic tricks in all of history. It has pulled one trillion 
dollars out of the rear-ends of the American people for the 
purposes of stimulating the U.S. economy. Students of 
history will recall that similar shenanigans in Germany led 
to the fall of the Wiemar Republic. This time around it 
seems those pulling the strings from behind the scenes want 
their figure head in office before the collapse, perhaps 
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Bastards are proliferating. 40% of children today are born 
to unwed parents. Ironically, though I use the word in its 
technical sense, there will be more condemnation of me 
using it than of those procreating outside the bonds of 
matrimony even through the word is used in the Bible, the 
real ones anyway and not necessarily those newfangled feel 
good versions. 

The United States is facing a number of violent threats such 
as Islamic terrorists and Latin American drug gangs, but 
they are not of much concern to Missouri law enforcement. 
A report titled "The Modern Militia Movement" urges 
police there to instead focus on those displaying the 
American flag and Ron Paul bumper stickers. 

The Sith apprentice seeking forgiveness kneels before his 
master. Barack Obama met with Mikhail Gorbachev in the 
hopes of buttering up to the Russians in a new spirit of 
appeasement. 

A pack of Kangaroos is on the loose in France. The 
marsupials were set loose from an Australia-themed park 
by property destroying vandals. 

Apparently adolescent Duggar kidneys stop functioning at 
sunset. The mother is expecting her 2 1 st child. When is 
enough enough? How much time can the parents possibly 
spend with each child? If the family wasn't a bit of a circus 
sideshow, could the parents afford to provide for their 
children through means of regular kinds of employment? 
Don't tell me it is up to others in the church, especially 
childless singles, to provide for these people that obviously 



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don't know how to say no. The people that should provide 
for the child are the ones that had the fun making the child. 

Shouldn't Cal Thomas be pleased that many Americans still 
recoil at the actions of a reprobate like Ted Kennedy? We 
all have sinned and fall short of the glory of God, but most 
of us are not guilty of leaving a woman to drown. 

If animals are our equals as Cass Sustein holds, why do 
they need to hire human attorneys? 

550 deaths from Swine Flu. But how many from regular 
flu? Will human liberty rank among the fatalities? 

A series of meetings were held to discuss "perseverance of 
the native Hawaiian people, challenges facing the Native 
Hawaiian community, and ways in which the White House 
might work with the community to find common solutions 
to our common challenges." I wonder if similar concerns 
will be taken to ensure the continuation of Euro-American 
people or will steps continue to be taken in the form of 
Obama's healthcare proposals to finally eliminate White 
folks once and for all. 

Ted Kennedy sought an alliance between the Democratic 
Party and the KGB to drive Ronald Reagan from office in 
1984. Many will denounce this pointing out of the 
shortcomings of the dead. However, at least Ted Kennedy 
got to die from a natural causes at a respectable age. That 
was more of an opportunity than given to the victims of this 
murderous regime that Ted sought to buddy-buddy around 
with. I guess father like son as apparently Ted saw the 
Soviets in much the same way as his own father saw the 



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Nazis. 

Ted Kennedy claims he regretted Chappaquiddick. 
Apparently it did not bother him enough to give up the 
Senate seat he held for decades. 

If liberals want to excuse those opposed to pledging the 
flag, can conservatives be excused from the Pledge to the 
Earth or is this just a freedom extended to heretical sects? 

Because of tenure, university says professors cannot be laid 
off. Then have the professors scrub toilets. 

An Obama fanatic bites off a senior's finger at a healthcare 
town hall meeting. As filthy and debauched as many of 
Obama's supporters are, this poor soul probably needed a 
rabies' shot and now has to worry about contracting AIDS 
as a result of this cannibalism. Figures Obama would have 
cannibals among his voting bloc. 

Prison Fellowship Ministries once again sent out the exact 
same direct mail fundraising letter for Christmas. As many 
years as they've been sending it, shouldn't the convict 
mentioned be ready for release by now if at the time it was 
written he supposedly had nine years remaining? 

According to Fox News, dogs have to be spayed or 
neutered to donate blood. Will humans be up next for 
mandatory snip-snip? 

If capitalism is evil according to Michael Moore, does that 
mean tickets to his cinematic propaganda will be free? 



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Wonder what the leftists denouncing Joe Wilson for calling 
Obama a liar use to call President Bush? 

If it is improper to shout out during an address before 
Congress that the President lies, then why is all the 
incessant fawning applause proper? I ask all of those now 
in a tizzy, will your manners keep you warm when your 
freedom has been taken away and you find yourself either 
in financial ruin at best or in a reeducation camp at worst? 
If Obama can threaten to call out those critical of his 
healthcare plan, why can't we do the same to him? 
Contrary to his most diehard fanatics, Obama is no God. It 
is suppose to be the Constitution and not the President that 
reigns supreme in the land of liberty 

Obama can't even commence his healthcare oration on 
time. Why should we expect the government to run 
healthcare efficiently? 

Obama categorizes those concerned about death panels in 
the healthcare reform bill as "cynical and irresponsible". 
Will curbs on free speech be invoked for the sake of the 
COMMUNITY? 

Justice is INDIVIDUAL. Not SOCIAL. 

Before apologizing for calling Obama a liar, Rep. Joe 
Wilson was as much of a real American hero as Rosa 
Parks. 

If everyone is to pay for health insurance, how can this 
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If Republicans wanted a doctor to give the rebuttal to 
Obama's healthcare address, they should have selected Ron 
Paul. 

Since Special Advisor for Green Jobs Van Jones resigned, 
who is going to supervise the White House landscaping 
crew? 

Though frivolous malpractice suits need to be monitored, 
why shouldn't woodbutcher quacks pay for their mistakes? 

Friar Tuck on Robin Hood has been recast as a thin Black 
man. No doubt this is to comply with BBC diversity and 
anti-obesity mandates. 

Admitted whoremonger Geraldo Rivera is certainly in a 
tizzy over the propriety of Rep. Joe Wilson shouting that 
Obama is a liar during a joint session of Congress. 

Regarding the Joe Wilson outburst, seldom have men acted 
like old biddies in fussing over manners. 

Fred Grandy, "Gopher from Love Boat", remarked of DC 
9/12 Marchers that every White person in the country must 
have been there. Could similar comments be made about 
the Million Man March or illegal alien rallies? Hey Gopher, 
the 1 970's called. They want your notoriety back. 

Will Cass Sustein destroy Internet liberty? I was browsing 
library shelves and accidentally came across book he 
authored titled Republic.com. Thumbed through it. Did not 
seem to look favorably upon free speech. 



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If Bill Maher really discounts the germ theory of disease, 
he should let someone with Swine Flu sneeze on him. 

Is Rep. Joe Wilson analogous to the chimp Caesar in 
"Conquest of Planet of The Apes" whose verbal outburst 
launched the ape revolution? 

Michael Savage has been dropped by his hometown 
affiliate in San Francisco. As the Bible says, a prophet is 
without honor in his own land. It is claimed the move was 
made because the station wants to go in a different 
philosophical direction with more contemporary content. 
In other words, the station managers wanted more leftwing 
debauchery. 

A Maryland restaurateur apparently thinks mass murder is a 
cutesy laughing matter since he has named his eatery 
"Rhode Island Reds" and given it a Bolshevist theme. Does 
he realize that small business owners like him were lined 
up against the wall and shot where Communists seized 
power? If it's O.K. to have an eatery with Communistic 
themes, maybe we should also open one with a NAZI 
motif. Better yet, maybe we can have one where patrons 
are served by waiters wearing Klan robes. Why not? 
Marxists around the world are guilty of shedding as much 
and perhaps even more blood than the adherents of fascistic 
racialism. 

Obama won't extend healthcare benefits to any illegals 
because all the illegals will be legalized. 

Shouldn't pirates be deemed as vile? What about "National 
Talk Like A Carjacker day"? After all, pirates were the 



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carj ackers of the high seas. And though they mean well, 
aren't churches that have Patch the Pirate Clubs but then 
get up in arms over Harry Potter being just a bit 
hypocritical? 

At the local library, there is a map of Central and South 
America on the wall for immigrants to place a sticker on 
where they are from. Since suburban Maryland is highly 
transient in terms of population, where are maps of the 
other states and countries of the world for the remainder of 
we taxpayers to do the same? Maybe the library should 
concentrate on keeping the shelves in order rather than 
pandering to immigrant populations. 

Because they don't want to listen to Glenn Beck, a group of 
Michigan leftists believe no one else should be allowed to 
either. From the story, one gets the impression that the 
group of rabblerousers aren't even members of the 
Michigan Chamber of Commerce. Does the Chamber of 
Commerce go and protest whatever leftwing dregs address 
the socialist conclaves? Did conservatives rampage outside 
this annual event when serpent man James Carville 
addressed the event in years past? 

Socialistic anti- White bigot Cornel West is scheduled to 
address a prominent environmentalist conference in 
Washington. Pluralists will yammer that this organization 
should have the liberty to invite anyone they want to 
address their convention. Quite true. However, I am not 
among these tolerancemongers who are picketing the 
Michigan Chamber of Commerce for daring to invite Glenn 
Beck. It must be remembered that, unlike those at 9/12 
rallies and Tea Parties, leftists usually destroy property at 



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their protests. 

A teen girl claiming to worship Satan set fire to a number of 
pews inside a California church. However, since the 
structure was owned by Mormons, a sect ridiculed for 
being White in terms of its members, it seems authorities 
are taking a rather blase approach to the incident. In an 
account posted at KCRA.com, fire officials said their 
primary concern is to make sure the girl received 
counseling rather than to see that she is punished. Had the 
girl set fire to a Black or Hispanic church, a Jewish 
synagogue, or an Islamic mosque, would the tone of 
authorities be so carefree? Had an inexcusable act like this 
been inflicted upon one of these cherished minorities, 
California's "Hate Crime" laws would have come into play. 
After all, the girl's mother has confirmed that the girl hates 
the church. 

Potty Mouth Elmo Goes Psycho 

Battle Of The Busts: Baywatch Bimbo Demands Removal 
Of Colonel Sanders Visage From Kentucky Capitol 

An Islamic cleric from Egypt has forbidden nudity within 
marriage. Kind of makes you wonder what's the point of 
getting married if everything is to be kept at the "just 
friends" level especially if there aren't going to be any 
accompanying injunctions condemning nagging as well. 
While I tend to be a bit of a stick in the mud, these people 
must have some of the most joyless lives on the face of the 
earth. Those sympathetic to this religious outlook will even 
kill songbirds should the pleasant tweets of these tiny 
creatures defile their fanatical ears. Guess they don't mind 



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couples making more recruits for future jihads; they just 
don't want anymore enjoying themselves while doing so. 

Peacemongers Threaten Violent Insurrection 

Toilet Water Cleaner Than Burger Joint Ice 

Brits consider knife control legislation to prevent stabbings. 
I guess they'd consider a ban on teeth to prevent biting as 
well. But given the British reputation for a lack of oral 
health, I imagine they already have that issue under control. 

Nude cyclist to be cited for lack of a crash helmet. 

A headshrinker claims fetuses can't feel pain. This same 
thing use to be said of Blacks and Jews, did it not? A 
Psychologist says laws enacted to protect the unborn from 
undue pain are irrational and might end up harming the 
woman. Me wonders if this shrink is concerned about the 
physical health of woman or the guilty consciences of the 
mass murderers. This story goes on to point out that pain 
has been redefined in such a way that even new borns are 
incapable of feeling it. Bet before long neither will the 
elderly, the insane, the handicapped, and eventually 
anymore not going along with the New World Order. 

Tax returns have been outsourced to India. Seems 
Americans aren't even good enough to process our own tax 
returns anymore. What's next, farming out police 
operations? Don't dismiss it. Some thoughtful conspiracy 
theorists have hypothesized that one day foreign troops will 
be brought in to keep order in the United States as our own 
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Since more people perish from Alzheimer's than AIDS, is 
the Saddleback crowd and their assorted camp followers 
going to lament the lack of outreach directed towards those 
suffering this affliction? But I guess since the demented 
elderly aren't into tattoos and rock music, they will be left 
to rot. Since AIDS is a highly communicable disease not 
only because of the HIV virus but because of the drug- 
resistant infections such as TB that percolate in these 
convalescents, the individual (not church leadership) should 
decide to what extent the individual is going to get involved 
with this kind of missions work. Even though the Purpose 
Driven crowd seems to know more than God Himself now, 
doesn't the Bible teach not everyone is called to the same 
ministry? 

12 Year-Old Aspiring Vampiress Has Family Whacked By 
23 Year-Old Lover 

In response to "The Day Without Immigrants" sponsored 
by an alliance of subversives, racemongers, and illegals, 
either out of fear of retaliatory violence or even out of 
outright support, a number of businesses shutdown for the 
day. The purpose of the event was to show just how vital 
illegal migrant labor is to the U.S. economy. Since we have 
so much to learn from the "oppressed" and 
"underprivileged" living among us, perhaps we ought to 
follow the example they set and American citizens should 
now boycott those establishments that supported the 
boycott to show them just how important Americans are to 
the American economy. 

Lovesick Granny Bullets 85-Year-Old Lover To Death 

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Keep your hands off my fluffernutter. Bureaucrats consider 
cafeteria ban of lunchtime favorite. 

Organic grocers are reflecting upon crustacean rights. 
Lobsters and crabs are glorified underwater cockroaches, 
for crying out loud. While any merchant might have 
concern over the quality of their merchandise and not want 
it disturbed from an economic standpoint, does it really 
matter if these creatures are unsettled by children tapping 
on the glass? Usually, it is not so much the care for animals 
as it is a dislike of children that motivates those running 
these fancy beatnik eateries where the customers have 
more money than commonsense. Ironically, these same 
fruitcakes all in an ethical tizzy over the propriety of selling 
live shell fish are usually the same ones reveling in the 
glories of abortion in all its horrid forms. 

Preschool Stifles Mental Development 

While Albert Mohler should be commended for speaking 
out against DC Comics' new lesbian Batwoman on his June 
1 , 2006 broadcast, he goes too far in saying that grown 
men who read comics need to grow up. As a form of 
literature combining both text and illustration in the 
presentation of its narrative, why should this medium be 
anymore ridiculed than the fantasy of C.S. Lewis or J.R.R. 
Tolkien that Christians leaders seem to latch onto? Is he 
going to come out against the oddity of so-called more 
"masculine" men sitting around watching men in tight pants 
romping up and down on one another as they attempt to 
move a pig-skin ball down a field? At least superheroes 
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Now we are a bunch of heathens if we stay to ourselves. 
According to the author of There Is No I In Church, God 
did not intend us to confide in our spouses but rather in the 
church. In the episode, host Chuck Crismier says, "The 
more togetherness that we can experience, the more we are 
experiencing church the way God designed." Frankly, if it's 
with people outside one's immediate family, sounds more 
like Hell on Earth to me. 

A driver has deliberately rundown people in 12 locations 
throughout the San Francisco area, killing at least one 
pedestrian. Omeed Aziz Popal was arrested as a result of 
the incident. But because his is hardly a good solid Irish 
or German name, most accounts throughout the country 
have deliberately omitted the moniker of the alleged 
perpetrator. Had his name been Joe Bob Lumpkin, 
pluralists would have already taken to the airwaves 
denouncing this deed as a hate crime and called upon 
additional federal oversight of the attitudes espoused by 
motorists, especially those daring to purchase SUV's. 
But because this weirdo is probably a Muslim or some kind 
of sympathetic foreigner, once again sensitivity has been 
placed above survival. 

Those Refusing To Kill The Down Syndromed Classified 
As "Genetic Outlaws" 

Nowadays, if you glance at a police officer the wrong way, 
its 200,000 volts with a stun gun with the likelihood of 
additional shock if the cop doesn't like it that you happen to 
convulse and twitch after falling to the ground. However, 
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America, accused child killer and all around sicko John 
Mark Karr was subject to no such deprivations. Instead, 
the aspiring predator sipped champagne and dined on roast 
duck and king size shrimp. 

According to the Department of Homeland Security itself, 
x-ray machines that screen airline passengers cannot detect 
explosives. So unless the devices are being used to further 
increase the risks of cancer or to further condition the 
American people into doing as we are told without 
complaint, then what's the point? But then again, maybe 
those reasons are the point. Perhaps Americans should 
stop and consider this before they rush headlong into 
implementing other measures supposedly being enacted for 
our own good that won't do a thing to stop an actual act of 
terrorism such as the Real ID Act but merely tighten the 
chains around the neck of the American people. 

Immigrants Spread Bed Bug Menace 

Pat Robertson now says, "We really need to address the 
burning of fossil fuels." But while you are suppose to feel 
guilty about driving around in a reasonably safe and 
comfortable vehicle such as an SUV or even air 
conditioning your home, at one time Robertson had a race 
horse he spent over $500,000 and lives in a mansion atop a 
mountain with its own airstrip. 

Baby Drowns In The Vomit Of Welfare Harlot. 

While Kevin Swanson does a good job of pointing out the 
failings of the socialistic public school system, frankly, I 
would not want to live in his brand of Utopia either. The 



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home school activist believes girls should be married 
around 16 years of age and have 16 children over the 
course of their fecund years. While people did marry at 
ridiculously young ages years ago, they also died a whole 
lot earlier on average as well. I have seen pictures of my 
own great-grandmother who died in her mid 40's and she 
looked like she was pushing 70. Control by church 
authorities over matters not definitively spelled out in the 
Bible is still too much control. 

Florida Schools Permit Crossdresing Kindergartners 

School Girl Arrested For Noticing Classmates Couldn't 
Speak English 

Phelps Cult Claims Amish Victims Got What They 
Deserved: Demented Pastor Prays For Additional 
Bloodshed 

Since he was also prominent in the 80's and has been out of 
view since then until now, Qaddiffi is the Pee Wee Herman 
of world terrorism. 

Proposed medical device tax deems condoms more 
essential to health than hearing aides. 

Rather spineless that Qaddafi was not booted from New 
York for being a terrorist but because didn't have permit to 
pitch tent. 

Qaddafi demands Obama be made president for life simply 
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Is Pelosi going to speak out against the hoodlums 
rampaging in Pittsburgh or are these the kinds of 
"disrupters" the termagant prefers? 

Hymn sung to Obama excused as Black history celebration. 
I then ask where is the White history celebration? 

Obama said Pittsburgh G-20 protests were tranquil. I 
wonder if he'd feel the same way if his windows had been 
smashed. 

Does Obama plan to address the Congressional White 
Caucus over healthcare? More importantly, would 
Representatives of such an ethnic background have the 
courage to form their own congressional caucus? 

Since summer vacation is being set aside as an "agrarian 
anachronism", it won't be long until the same thing is said 
about the Constitution. 

Obama wants the school day and year extended. Maybe if 
time wasn't wasted on propaganda orations and singing 
hymns to II Duce's august name, teachers would have 
sufficient time to teach actual subjects. This plan to extend 
both the school year and day is no doubt to pay back one of 
Obama's core constituencies that can't get enough of the 
motions necessary to have a child but don't want any of the 
responsibility that comes afterwards. 

Would so many municipalities be getting on the urban cock 
bandwagon if these areas weren't being overrun by Third 
Worlders? Chickens use to be illegal when most living 
within a city's limits were Americans. 



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Chris Rock on Leno admits he's surprised "Whites can be 
so nice". What if Leno confided he's surprised Blacks can 
be intelligent? 

Chris Matthews refuses to go on Glenn Beck. At least 
Beck's claim to fame is not the tingle that runs up and down 
his leg at the sound of Obama's voice. 

Is hosting the 2016 Olympics going to protect against the 
Russians from rolling back into Eastern Europe or Iran 
from plunging the West into nuclear annihilation? 

I wonder how long until one of these intentional Christian 
communities (a glorified commune) is wracked by one of 
the typical scandals that hits traditional cults. 

California schools showing animated video promoting 
crossdressing. No doubt the kind of filth Obama wants to 
extend the academic calendar for. 

Since Whoopi Goldberg endorses Roman Polanski's child 
molestation, did she defend Clarence Thomas against the 
allegations of the pubic hair in the soda can? 

Gingrich shills for Hispanosupremacits through 
TheAmericano.com. Would so-called "conservatives" put 
up with a website extolling how much "Germanic Heritage" 
has contributed to the United States? Another article titled 
"Language Is Not A Family Value" on the site downplayed 
English as an indispensable component of the American 
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Maybe minorities should be castigated for embracing 
dependence and an entitlement mentality rather than 
Republicans for espousing individual responsibility and 
personal achievement. 

O'Reilly denounces those warning against mandatory 
biochipping. Will he be a stooge of the Beast when the 
time comes? 

The $6 Million Man now peddles low cost hearing aides. 
Wonder if he ever thought that's what he'd be reduced to 
when he was big stuff back in the 1970's? 

Bob Dole demands GOP go along with public healthcare. 
He must want free Viagra. 

If Glenn Beck was a Christian rather than a Mormon, 
would he be as mealy-mouthed about biochipping. 

Wanda Sykes denounced townhall patriots as dangerous. 
Yet she wanted Rush Limbaugh dead at the White House 
Correspondents Dinner. 

Jews ticked about the cross in the desert are not those of a 
sincere religious faith but rather those that simply invoke 
their Jewishness to get their godless way from those afraid 
of being labeled "Anti-Semitic" or a "holocaust denier". 

Obama awarded the Nobel only because he is Black. 

Contrary to a "Forbes On Fox" panel discussion, employers 
are not more morally obligated to the married than single 
employees. It is not your employer's fault or responsibility 



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if you decide to procreate. 

A local library to hold "Latino Open House". Do they plan 
holding one for Caucasians as well? A flyer for the "Latino 
Open House" reads, "Join us in honoring the traditions of 
our Hispanic neighbors." And what are these: urinating in 
your yard with music blaring in the middle of the night and 
the police reluctant to do anything about it? How about 
Latino's "honoring our traditions" such as not piling 
multiple families into a single family house? 

By defecating on Air Force 1 , Obama's dog Bo exhibits 
more decisiveness in terms of leadership than the President 
ever has. 

Obama's special advisor for school safety is a NAMBLA 
sympathizer. Isn't this the equivalent of a 300 pound midget 
nutrionist? 

It is reported that the United States is once again the most 
admired nation. Wonder if that's because the world's 
parasites think that, with a spineless President craving 
acclaim, that he'll give them whatever they want. 

TheConservatives.com, the Washington Times ' social 
networking site has half a spine. In my post, they edited 
"Klan robes" to "bathrobes". Apparently the Washington 
Times does not see Communists as evil as Klansmen. 
Millions dead would beg to differ. 

Don Imus called Republican candidate for the governorship 
of New Jersey Chris Christy a "tubo" in reference to the 
candidate's weight. Shouldn't this elicit as much outrage as 



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the broadcaster's "tattooed nappy-headed ho" comment? 

If the University doesn't own slaves today, there is no need 
to apologize for transgressions over a century old. This 
will only lead to demands for more handouts. 

Travelers often grumble about security measures at airports 
requiring them to remove belts and shoes as precautions to 
detect explosives. Such inconveniences may seem like 
something from the quaint past in light of a new strategy 
developed by Al Qaeda. An attack was carried out against 
the Saudi head of counterterrorism operations by 
concealing nearly a pound of explosives inside a bomber's 
rectum. The device was detonated by cell phone. It is 
believed instructions on how to carry out such an attack 
will soon be posted online. 

The stage at U2's Washington concert cost nearly $40 
million. By what right has Bono then to lecture the rest of 
us about poverty and Westerners having too much? During 
the concert, the Irish crooner declared that his quartet had 
transcended band status and are more akin to a global force 
like a nation state. Apparently he's every bit the arrogant 
piece of human dreck South Park made him out to be. 

Scripture informs the reader that in God's eyes there is 
neither Greek nor Jew. Apparently those at Oxon Hill 
Baptist Church failed to heed this passage. According to 
the October 2009 edition of the Maryland Baptist 
Convention's Baptist Life newsletter, a Filipino open house 
was held for new Prince George's county teachers of that 
particular extraction where they were provided with warm 
clothing, linens, and kitchen items. Perhaps members of 



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less-than favored ethnicities should consider withholding 
their tithes until all educators are appreciated for their 
minds rather than their skin colors. 

Apparently pandering to rabblerousing Black radicals is a 
NFL job requirement. If Rush Limbaugh is denied the 
opportunity to purchase the Rams, Whites and others 
concerned about liberty should boycott the NFL. 

Contrary to what the electric company advertisements 
claim, my neighbor should not be able to compare their 
energy consumption with mine. 

Homeschoolers never have to be suspended for eating with 
a man's utensils such as a knife and homicide. 

Unlike Al Sharpton, at least what Rush has said has never 
resulted in arson and murder. 

A special DC police unit has been established to address 
the concerns of sodomites. The obese are subject to 
derision also, but since the only elict holes that interest 
them belong to donuts, I guess they won't be getting such 
special protection. 

According to Jesse Jackson, free thinkers are not welcome 
in the NFL but dog torturers are. 

One would think Jesse Jackson would be too busy raising 
his bastard child born to a woman other than his wife to 
worry if Rush Limbaugh buys a football team. 

Congress is considering a tax deduction of up to $3500 for 

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pet care expenses. Frankly, if you can't afford to pay for 
your pet, you have no business owning a pet. Why should 
the rest of us have to pick up the tab for this? And unlike 
children, other than deliberately not running over it, I have 
no grand moral obligation to your pets. This is going to end 
up causing crazy cat people who hardly pay any taxes 
anyway because of their near unemployability to end up not 
paying any taxes at all. 

According to a number of ministers, Christians should not 
participate in Trick-Or-Treat since to do so would be to 
engage in witchcraft. If one wants to take things to that 
degree, then are we to take it to the next logical conclusion 
and say that anyone participating in these festivities should 
receive capital punishment since that is the Scriptural end 
of those found guilty of such abominable allegations? As 
apologist Gretchen Passantino has quipped, trick-or- 
treating no more makes you a witch or a Satanist than 
accepting a Christmas present makes you a Christian. 

Since pointing out that someone is divisive is itself an act of 
divisiveness, shouldn't owners objecting to Rush 
Limbaugh's bid for the Rams themselves now be forced to 
forfeit claims to their teams? 

There is nothing wrong with asking for help, but utensil 
knives are no doubt frowned upon in schools because they 
foster independence rather than dependence. Eventually, 
students will receive the same punishment for bringing 
meals from home rather than relying on the state for 
nutritional provision. 

The proposed 3 3 -story Hyattsville Tower of Babel will kick 



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people out of their homes and ultimately their automobiles. 
The Nimrods behind the Hyattsville Tower of Babel are out 
to destroy the "automobile-dependent suburban lifestyle". 
If these social planners oppose an "automobile dependent 
lifestyle", do they walk everywhere they go? 

Fringe examined how biochips could be used to induce 
hallucinations as well as relay information regarding the 
mental states of the implantee. Could therefore prove very 
useful in determining who is worshipping a certain image 
mentioned in Revelation 13. 

Bill Gates donated $10 million to the Museum of African 
American History in Washington. Does he intend to make 
an equal contribution specifically designated for the 
preservation of Caucasian culture? Seems just about every 
race but white Gentiles have a museum dedicated to them 
in the nation's capital now. 

I'm baffled by librarians wanting to purge their institutions 
of books in favor of computers and coffee bars. 

Since the mainstream media has barely mentioned the 
Maoism of White House Communications Director Anita 
Dunn, it can be argued they themselves support violent 
forms of Communism. 

Bet the priests that went the Catholic route from the start 
feel really screwed over by the Vatican agreement to accept 
married Anglican clergy. 

The cover of the November 2009 edition of the Humanist 
magazine reads "PZ Myers lost his faith and gained 2.5 



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million friends". Can even one of these save him from Hell? 

For opposing Rush Limbaugh's attempt to purchase the 
Rams, one might be inclined to call such voices pansies or 
dandelions, but that would be an insult to flowers 
everywhere. For pansies are hearty on their own amidst 
freezing winter temperatures and dandelions stand tall and 
firm no matter how much they are despised. The 
cowardice is appalling. Interesting, isn't it, how an entire 
nation is suppose to cave to the demands of a few 
disgruntled Blacks. In a society where no viewpoint or 
culture is to be heralded as better than or superior to any 
other, why are a few Blacks automatically considered to be 
more right than any White? The contemporary Caucasian 
has got to be the most spineless and gullible variety of 
human being to ever walk this planet. 

The state of Florida plans to Terri Schiavo the terminally ill 
should a swine flu epidemic break out. Patients suffering 
from conditions such as end stage cancer and multiple 
sclerosis will be denied admission to the hospital during 
such an emergency, no doubt to die either at home or in the 
streets. 

Obama's circle of advisors continues to grow more creepy 
and Nazi-like. Obama's regulatory czar, who will play a 
pivotal role in overseeing how laws and policies are 
implemented, believes organs should be harvested from the 
terminally ill without their permission. WorldNetDaily 
reports Sustein as writing, "the state owns the rights to the 
body parts of people who are dead or in certain hopeless 
conditions." Before this is all over with and these tyrants 
driven from office, one of those "certain hopeless 



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conditions" will no doubt be disagreeing with the Obama 
regime. 

Eco-Nazis want to ban meat. Bet Al Gore will continue to 
gorge himself on endangered fish like he did at his 
daughter's wedding and Obama will continue to have 
pizzas flown to the White House from the Midwest. 

A Jewish comedian on an HBO series urinated on a portrait 
of Jesus. Bet you'd never do it to a depiction of 
Muhammad. Can you imagine the uproar the Anti- 
Defamation League would be in if you defiled a cherished 
Jewish object in a similar manner? 

WJLA 7 to broadcast an unclothed female torso as part of 
breast cancer awareness. Have to cringe in wondering 
what they will show in honor of testicular cancer 
awareness. 

The UK Guardian celebrates freeloading vagabonds as 
environmental visionaries. 

Following the Fort Hood terrorist attack, Obama made a far 
larger ass of himself at the press conference than Bush ever 
did sitting at the school on 9/1 1 . 

Rosie O'Donnell calls Glenn Beck a "carnival barker". As a 
lesbian, I guess that makes her the bearded lady. 

Media reports Hassan to be questioned gently if he comes 
to. I say go Jack Bauer on his worthless rear. 

The Fort Hood shooter is said to be paralyzed. Other than 

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the burden of his medical expenses to taxpayers, why 
should we care? 

If someone claims to be a Black conservative and they 
voted for Barack Obama, doesn't that prove they did so 
because of his color and are as racist as a White person that 
would not vote for someone because of their color? 

The latest academic gibberish is about the "bookless 
library". Isn't that akin to the ball-less football team? 

It is being rumored that Judge Judy might take Oprah's 
place. Look for the anti-Christian mindset to become more 
blatant. On Larry King, Judy once remarked she was glad 
opponents of sodomite nuptials are old and dieing off. 
Didn't people use to say similar things about Jews like her? 

Government says women not bright enough to examine 
own breasts. So long as Frau Obama gets proper boob 
maintenance, that's all that matters. 

Hyattsville wants eco-snitches to rummage through 
neighbors trashcans to squeal on whether recyclables are 
properly separated. I remember, about two decades ago, I 
was laughed at as kook for warning this day would come. 

Somali pirates have kidnapped a British couple. Al 
Sharpton supports these picaroons. Since the couple is 
White, he probably has no problem with this outrage. 

If Thanksgiving is to be degraded as "Turkey Day", 
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Do we need to be told during the Macy's Parade what 
ethnicity Dora the Explorer is? I don't remember the same 
info being presented regarding Peter Parker/Spider-Man. 

Would the party crashers would have been let into the 
White House State Dinner if they had been named "Smith" 
rather than "Salahi". 

I find it just as disturbing that Katie Couric was at the same 
state dinner as the couple that crashed the party Can 
media figures hobnobbing at state dinners turn around and 
objectively report and comment on the shortcomings of that 
state and its officials? 

Had Tiger Woods taken a golf club to the family SUV and 
beaten the snot out of his wife, he'd already be in a jail cell. 
Yet his wench walks free. 

Would Huckabee want someone paroled that drew a gun 
on his family? I have noticed how he panders to Blacks in 
various instances. Would if the gunmen have been released 
if he had been White? 

Would Feminist hags put up with a male version of the 
Carrie Underwood song where a man vandalizes his skank 
of a girlfriend's car? 

Huckabee 's copkiller is the result of letting bad behavior 
slide by because the perpetrator is a Black sob story. 

If Tiger Woods wasn't Black, would he have been fawned 
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It is always those professing their toleration and broad- 
mindnesses that are the least forgiving. 

Obama's arrogance knows no limits. He bumped the 
Charlie Brown Christmas special to next week so he can 
enunciate an Afghan policy he was in no hurry to 
implement anyway. Must have been that Linus' Gospel 
recitation II Duce did not want to hear. Once more he 
proves that, like a vampire, he can't stand Christ's name. 

The White House adorned itself with a giant red ribbon for 
World Aids Day. Will there be a Christmas wreath this 
large placed on the front of the White House? If I was a 
bookie, I'd start a betting pool as to whether or not Obama 
will be able to say the name Jesus at the tree lighting 
ceremony. More importantly, will there be other 
decorations in honor of diseases that actually claim more 
victims but whose sufferers are less likely to throw hissy- 
fits if the world does not stand around and applaud how 
they came down with the affliction? 

British Balls calls for mandatory sex education. The 
Secretary of Education there with that name has announced 
that students over the age of 1 5 can no longer be exempt 
from compulsory instruction regarding human procreation 
and relationships. The parents of students failing to report 
to these classes could be fined or prosecuted. 

Are you morally obligated to obey a command from 
government that is not based upon any established law? 
That is the conundrum faced by a Perkaise, Pennsylvania 
woman who received a call from local authorities asking 
her not to dry her laundry on the clothesline and 



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anonymous written threats from neighbors saying the 
practice made the COMMUNITY look like trailer trash. If 
these liberals are such prudes that they can't stand the sight 
of someone's unmentionables dangling in the breeze on 
private property, perhaps they should go back to the inner 
city slums they fled from even though they will continue to 
insist upon how much they embrace diversity. 

The entire fiasco leading to the Kelo decision may have 
been for no other reason than to show that the power 
existed to do it. After demolishing the homes snatched 
from their owners, Pfizer has announced it has changed its 
mind and no longer wants to expand its complex on the 
disputed parcel. 

With the government ready to seize control of a significant 
percentage of the U.S. economy in the form of pending 
healthcare reform legislation, it seems representatives of 
every known form of tyranny want their specific cut. And 
spiritual charlatans are no exception. Believing pain and 
sickness do not really exist, Christian Scientists want to be 
reimbursed for praying away something that is not even 
there to begin with, according to their theology. 

A couple at a Philadelphia restaurant was hauled away in 
handcuffs for refusing to pay the mandatory tip over lousy 
service. If it is required, it should not be called a "tip" but 
rather a tax or a surcharge. Often the onus about tips is 
placed on the customer in terms that, without such financial 
outlays, the laborers in such establishments could end up 
being economically deprived. Why shouldn't this be the 
proprietor's responsibility? Say what you want, but one 
never has to put up with this nonsense in WalMart or 



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MacDonalds. 

Environmentalists claim global warming is forcing more 
Filipino women into prostitution. However, it is not 
because they are hot and bothered. It is argued changes in 
climate decrease agricultural opportunities, compelling 
rural women into the cities in search of employment. 
Though potentially a lamentable development, this is 
frankly yet another attempt to guilt Americans into 
compliance with the radical environmentalist agenda. For 
aren't the ones guilty of this transgression firstly any 
criminals that impress women into this practice against 
their will, secondarily those women that freely turn to this 
way of life rather than pursue more honest work, and 
finally, the men that make this activity financially 
worthwhile? 

One lone gunmen has nearly toppled the United 
States in terms of exposing the inability of the nation's 
leaders to classify his deed as an act of Islamist terror. 

TV shrink Dr. Phil excused the mass murder on the 
grounds that the perpetrator may have been under 
considerable stress. 

One must ask will the same sense of clemency be 
extended to wife-beaters as well? 

One might respond what else would one expect from 
an Oprah lackey like Dr. Phil? If he does not give lip 
service to her religious universalism, he's likely to find 
himself without a job in the spotlight. 

However, one would expect a bit more out of Fox 
News. Yet Shepard Smith exhibited one of the most 
spineless displays in the American media when he went on 
and on about not wanting to reveal the assailants name until 



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absolutely necessary 

The response from officials in government regarding 
the Foot Hood atrocity has been little better. President 
Barack Hussein Obama has yet to call Nadal Malik Hasan 
mmmmmmmmmmmm mmmmmmmm mmmmmm a 
terrorist. 

Army Chief of Staff General George Casey basically 
said in an interview that diversity in the military is more 
important than the lives of U.S. service personnel. 

Secretary Janet Napolitano speaking before an Arab 
audience in Abu Dhabi vowed not to crack down on 
subversive terrorists but to make the protection of Islamic 
sensitivities her top priority. 

Controversy erupts over Sen. Mack Baucus for 
recommending his secret girlfriend as U.S. Attorney. So 
apparently its ok to trade favors in Washington but not spit 
or sweet nothings. 

The elf at the tree lighting ceremony sounded as queer as a 
$3 bill. 

I am surprised they'd read "The Night Before Christmas" at 
the Tree Lighting Ceremony since it features an elderly 
obese heterosexual Christian White guy that smokes. 

Workplace equality means women doing their share of the 
janitorial duties as well. 

Paul McCartney propagandizes for "Meatless Mondays". 
Vegetarianism certainly did his wife Linda, who died from 
cancer, lots of good. But I guess by that point, it was all 



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the drugs from the 60's that did her in. 

If you barely acknowledge my existence the rest of the 
year, don't bother doing so at Christmas. 

Interesting how eco-kooks don't mention acid rain anymore 
now that they are worked into a froth over global warming. 

Will there be as much outrage in the media over reduced 
numbers of prostate screenings as over reduced breast 
exams? 

Eugene Robertson of the Washington Post does not 
condemn Tiger Woods so much for an adulterous affair but 
rather for neglecting diversity in his selection of harlots. 

Another Northern Virginia mass shooter. Wonder if this one 
also schooled in secularist death curriculum. 

The way the Peanut girls simultaneously nag Charlie Brown 
must be quite similar to a polygamist Mormon family. 

Shermie's line about always being a shepherd was cut from 
this year's airing of Charlie Brown. Wonder if Lucy's 
Eastern syndicate comment and Linus' Gospel recitation 
will eventually be cut as well. 

If its wrong for Beck to criticize worthless paper currency 
while being a paid endorser of a gold investor, where is the 
outrage for Al Gore's environmental fearmongering while 
deriving profits from alleged "clean technologies"? 

Why is the one that stops sending cards after never having 

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them reciprocated accused of having the "ungodly attitude" 
but not the receiver that never responded in gratitude in the 
first place? 

Buy someone a $75 fruit basket and it's a classy gift. Give 
them a apple and a box of saltines and you'll forever be 
known as a miser. But aren't these the same thing? 

Obama cancelled lunch with the King of Norway. The 
monarch is likely too Caucasian as you can't get much 
whiter than the Norwegians. He certainly has no problem 
bowing before the Japanese Emperor. 

An openly lesbian degenerate is elected bishop in 
California. We all sin, but why should we heed the call to 
righteousness by someone that doesn't even feel shame for 
their flagrant shortcomings but rather wallows in them with 
pride? But then again, about the only things still labeled 
sins these days is insisting that sin exists, failure to become 
a mindless drone of the COMMUNITY, and for thinking 
America as envisioned by the Founding Fathers is not the 
source of all the world's troubles but rather one of the few 
places where most of these ills are kept reasonably at bay. 

A White acquaintance was told she had to put up with 
racist names because she's in the minority. Bet she's not 
allowed to call them Sambo though. 

Oral Roberts hospitalized. Ought we to assume that it is his 
fault because of weak faith? If a faith healer can't heal 
himself, he better keep his mitts off me. 

A university is in a tizzy that only 20% of bicyclists are 

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women. Is amazing the kinds of things that will set the 
Leftist mind into a hand-wringing depression. Before it is 
all over with, men will be chewed out for doing even 
environmentally conscious things. 

Congress is to probe if scholastic admission standards are 
lowered for men. Did they investigate when the criteria was 
lowered for Blacks? And for that matter, is Congress also 
going to investigate young men having to pay higher 
insurance rates when even insurance agents today will 
admit the contemporary female is as every bit as 
scatterbrained as her male counterpart? And even if they 
weren't, doesn't the emphasis on "egalitarianism" dictate in 
the name of fairness the same price irrespective of how the 
plumbing is hooked up? 

Oral Roberts is dead. Will Holy Rollers consistently say he 
lacked faith, or is that a condemnation thrown only at we 
lesser Christians? 

Trashpile nations demand environmental handouts at 
Copenhagen summit by threatening walkout. One cannot 
help but feel a sense of relief when these kinds of 
negotiations fall apart. However, since Obama can't recuse 
himself from brown-nosing these backward Third Worlders, 
one has to ask how long until he goes crawling on his knees 
to deliver the concessions his internationalist masters 
demand. 

A second grader was suspended and was ordered to have a 
psychological evaluation for drawing a picture of Christ 
upon the cross for an assignment about what reminded the 
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in a vat of urine, he could qualify for a government grant or, 
if he peed on it himself, he could get his own HBO sitcom. 
School officials claim the child is guilty of drawing a 
"violent picture". Newsflash, boys — unless you want 
them emasculated and docile — draw violent pictures. 
With China on the move around the world and the 
Towelheads constantly on the rampage, these scholastic 
sisses better pray boys keep drawing violent pictures if they 
want this great country to survive as the Land of the Free 
and the Home of the Brave. 

Were the animals he abused and killed asked if Michael 
Vick deserved an award for courage? 

Obama initially didn't want a Nativity as part of the White 
House Christmas display. However, it seems the President 
has no problem with a Chairman Mao ornament on the tree. 
I guess a "more inclusive" Christmas includes mass 
murderers. 

Karl Rove on "Hannity" predicted health insurance 
premiums might increase 178%. It's such a privilege for 
some of us to work our tails off so others can reproduce out 
of control like rabbits on Viagra. 

Regarding the advertisement by New Zealand Anglicans 
insinuating Joseph's lack of virility, bet you'd never make 
such insults against Muhammad and live long. 

The Pennsylvania Historic Commission scaled back on 
commemorations of Washington crossing the Delaware 
because of budget cutbacks. I hope they will be as 
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History Month. 

A Nigerian tries to blow up a jetliner by setting his crotch 
on fire. Wonder how long until his wife sends an email 
pleading for support where she promises a return on your 
initial investment. 

Wonder if "Goodness Gracious Great Balls Of Fire" was on 
the Nigerian crotch bomber's I-Pod. 

Since the patriotic American must oppose both terrorism 
and the curtailment of liberty, perhaps it is best if we give 
up flying in most circumstances. 

If passengers can't use the bathroom an hour before landing 
because terrorists might sneak in there to hatch their plots 
to blow up jets, what is to stop them from now going in the 
lavatory an hour and a half before landing to instigate 
conspired mayhem? 

Mark Steyn reported a blogger was arrested for refusing to 
reveal his income to airport security. Is nice how our 
government harasses actual Americans defending their 
privacy while allowing terrorists and illegals free access to 
the United States. 

In the 12/18/09 edition of Science, note how it's stated 
INSIDE on the table of contents how the fury hominid 
pictured is categorized as a "possible human ancestor" 
while heralded as "Breakthrough of the Year" on the cover. 

France is considering passage of a law that would 
effectively outlaw domestic spats between spouses or 



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shackups. This is to be done in the name of preventing 
"psychological violence". 

However, what advocates of this law might not be 
telling you is that, to the left-leaning man-haters out there, 
this offense consists of little more than simply disagreeing 
with a woman, verbally boring into a woman during a spat 
started by a woman, or merely speaking to one when 
they've basically told you to shutup. 

It should be interesting to see how this law plays out. 

For you see, France is being overrun by Islamic 
immigrants and it is part of their religion to beat their wives 
and even kill them when they get out of line. 

Since France is a Western European social 
democracy, in most instances these multiculturalists lack 
the spine to declare that a foreign culture is in the wrong. 

Therefore, what will happen will be that the Muslims 
will continue to do whatever it is they do to their women 
and it will be the European male that will be further 
denuded for fear of criminal prosecution. 

The Obamas should stop their whining about "unauthorized 
use of their images". They certainly don't mind the fawning 
24 hour coverage any other time. 

TSA planned to talk to the Nigerian terrorist after the plane 
landed. That would have certainly stopped him from 
blowing things to smithereens. 

Would Ted Koppel be so "French" in his response to 
terrorism if ABC News had been the terrorists' target? 

The IRS vows to answer 75% of calls to the agency. Bet 
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It is now racist to notice Obama's diction is better than 
Flavor Flave's or Snoop Dog's. 

Harry Reid shouldn't resign just because Trent Lott lacked 
the spine to remain in office. 

Guess now no one can admit jive talk exists. 

It's pretty self-explanatory what a "Negro dialect" is. It's 
just that everyone is too afraid to admit it. The battle was 
lost when this gibberish was elevated to the level of a 
"dialect". 

Is it now racist not to understand the clerk at MacDonald's 
taking your order and to ask them to repeat themselves 3 or 
4 times? 

If Beck and Palin like immigration so much, maybe Fox 
news can replace them with two from Telemundo willing to 
broadcast for sub-par wages. 

The White House garden is contaminated by sewer sludge 
in its fertilizer. Apparently the Obama's aren't the only 
ones full of it at the Oval Office. 

Pat Robertson might be a doofus for his remark regarding 
the earthquake in Hati, but contrary to Valerie Jarrett, the 
broadcaster is not required to "express the spirit of the 
President" in addressing world tragedies. 

Glenn Beck pandering to Blacks. Is he going to fawn over 
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On TV, a spurned wife is often shown slapping an errant 
husband across the face. If this is a proper response to 
being wronged by a spouse, perhaps they should show an 
otherwise virtuous man doing the same thing to a hussy of a 
wife. 

Haitians herald the U.S. Didn't the Iraqis use to welcome 
us in a similar manner? 

A MSN feature on "little known facts about Martin Luther 
King" glossed over his Communistic alliances and totally 
overlooked his adulterous affairs and denial of essential 
Christian doctrines despite being a Baptist minister. 

Unless Obama can resurrect the dead and multiply loaves 
and fishes (which in his mind he probably thinks he can), a 
personal visit to Haiti will do those people no good and I 
am sure they really care. Would you see any reason to look 
upon his arrogant face after you had lost everything? 

It is amazing how those making $100,000 per year call 
Dave Ramsey panicking about bankruptcy. If these are the 
so-called "smart people", no wonder America is on the 
verge of collapse. 

Would the Texas school board enforce its hair rules if the 
tike involved was from some backwards culture or 
practiced some heathen religion? Often schools let the 
minorities get by with more than the White students. 

In the San Francisco area, an indigent has murdered an 
innocent pedestrian. In Washington DC, crimes directed 



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against the homeless can receive a stiffer sentence. 
However, what is to protect the domiciled from these 
rampages? There will no doubt be leftists out there who 
will claim we should thank these vagabonds for these 
attacks. 

Compared to Ted Kennedy's manslaughter, whoredom, 
drunkenness, and being an all-around fan of the Soviet 
Union, Scott Brown's nudie pictures seem sedate. 

The earthquake in Haiti was tragic. But do we have to be 
punished by having our primetime lineups interrupted by 
arrogant celebrities who wouldn't lift a finger unless this 
got their faces on TV? 

There is an uproar over a Pro-Life Super Bowl ad. 
Apparently drunken dancing girls are OK. Just don't 
discuss what to do when such titillation gets out of control. 

Bet if the Kennedys had a compound at Chesapeake Ranch 
Estates sliding into the bay an endangered beetle would not 
block repairs. 

A prissy-pot food magazine advertises a particular stuffing 
as being "multicultural". Won't be long until you'll get in 
trouble if the food you eat is "too White". Don't laugh. In 
Britain, parents can be investigated by social services if 
their preschool tots turn their noses up at Third World swill. 

Obama certainly looks down his nose in a condescending 
manner. Why do I hear "KNEEELLLLLLLLL BEFORE 
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In opening the State of Union, Obama mentioned the 
Speaker of the House, the Vice President and the American 
people. What, no acknowledgement of illegal aliens? 
Obama apparently is not as tolerant as made to appear. 

Isn't Chris Matthews forgetting that Obama is Black more 
offensive then Harry Reid saying "negro dialect"? 

By invoking Bull Run and the Bloody Sunday of the civil 
rights movement in the State of the Union, Obama implies 
disagreement with him is racist. 

Obama claimed he took office amidst growing government 
debt. It's getting even worse under him. 

Biden certainly seemed gleeful about hosing the banks. 
Biden looked like a bobblehead the way he couldn't keep 
his neck still. 

Guess we'll see at tax time if Obama is blowing smoke up 
our rears about not raising taxes. 

If Obama is supposedly one of the greatest orators of world 
history surpassing Bush's limited elocutionary abilities, 
why did he use the word "cops" rather than "police"? 

President plans to toss $30 billion here; $30 billion there. 
Reminds me of the Simpsons' bit about Internet stock. 

And what if the job bill Obama demands "without delay" is 
delayed? 

I guess all that clean energy technology China is inventing 

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was the cause of all that smog at the Beijing Olympics. 

Will Obama really allow offshore drilling or is this a 
phantom promise like clean-coal technology? 

Pelosi's grin is scarier than the Joker's. 

Homeland Security Secretary Janet Naplotano applauds 
like a lethargic walrus. 

Why does Obama pronounce "Colooombia" with an 
Hispanic accent? 

If everyone needs a college education since Obama decrees 
that high school is no longer enough for career success, 
won't college become as worthless when the government 
"gives" it to everyone? 

Why should future government workers have their student 
loans forgiven sooner than those in other occupations? 

Obama promised to make mortgages more affordable. 
Didn't steps like this cause the housing and banking crisis 
to begin with? 

Frau Obama is to lead a purge against childhood obesity. It 
may start out as pleas to exercise more, but it will likely 
end with the government monitoring what youngsters eat 
and threatening to remove from parental custody those not 
within established guidelines. Eventually the program will 
be expanded to include adults. As a former porker now out 
to change the world, Huckabee will likely endorse this as 
he also thinks your weight is the government's business. 



If Bush's prescription drug program was expensive, 
wouldn't Obamacare be even more so? 

If we are freezing government spending with the exception 
of outlays related to national security, Medicare, Medicaid, 
and Social Security, is that really freezing any government 
spending at all? 

Why is $250,000 considered ostentatiously rich? 

Obama's said, "The more that TV pundits reduce serious 
debates to silly arguments, big issues into sound bites, our 
citizens turn away." This really means that to disagree 
with Obama is subversive. Look for more attempts at 
resurrecting the Fairness Doctrine in the name of diversity, 
national security, and assorted communitarian drivel. 

Are Obama's comments about pundits spreading cynicism 
"respectful"? Why don't these "turn people away from the 
process"? 

It is claimed that the military will be out of Iraq by the end 
of August. Expect the next Iraqi uprising to begin the first 
of September. 

When Obama claims the Civil Rights Division of the 
Justice Department is once again prosecuting civil rights 
violations and employment discrimination, does this include 
cases on behalf of White people whose rights in the 
workplace are trod asunder? If the case of where the 
charges of voter intimidation were dropped against Black 
Panthers threatening White folks on election day 2008 is 



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any indication, it is highly doubtful. 

While our values "allowed us to forge a nation made up of 
immigrants from every corner of the globe", those values 
did not originate from every corner of the globe. Like it or 
not, those are largely Western in that they are 
predominately Judeo-Christian and Greco-Roman. 

Obama should be ashamed if he accepts the donation to 
Haiti from the 8 year old boy. Notice how Obama did not 
recommend people send their charitable donations through 
a private organization instead. 

America still faces a potential Obama dictatorship. His 
attitude towards the Supreme Court is quite chilling. Now 
leftists are condemning Justice Alito for not taking his rump 
kicking with a "Please sir, may I have another." 

Congress needs to get a handle on this presidential 
executive order thing irrespective of the administration 
issuing these decrees or our Republic is through. 

In the Republican response, Virginia Governor Bob 
McDonnell used "her" as a universal pronoun. If one is not 
using designations for both genders, "him" is the 
grammatically correct one to use. 

Fox News counted 86 rounds of applause. I tabulated 93 
instances of clapping. Some of it seemed more subdued 
than in previous years during the State of the Union 
Address. 

Karl Rove claimed Obama said "I" 96 times. Reminds me 

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of that scene in the series finale of the original Prisoner. In 
my college days, one usually got points deducted for 
overuse of the first person personal pronoun. At least Bob 
Dole had the decency to begin his sentences with "Bob 
Dole". 

Since the Puritan Tiger Beetle infests only one set of cliffs 
along the Chesapeake, does it really control as many pests 
as econuts claim? 

Contrary to Russell Moore on the 1/28/10 Albert Mohler 
Show, Obama is not our King. The Constitution is supreme. 
Obama dishonors it and not we him. 

A British supermarket is banning nightwear and any other 
clothing that makes customers uncomfortable. However, 
will this regulation be enforced against Africans and 
Middle Easterners that essentially wear their nightshirts all 
day long or is this going to be yet another rule that is 
imposed only on White people? 

If Sarah Palin was the one upset by Rahm Emanuel's 
comments, why does his apology to Special Olympics 
settle the matter? I thought the Scott Brown election 
proved pleasing the Kennedy's was no longer the highest 
purpose of the American political system. 

Michael Savage calls for the reinstitution of the House 
Committee On Un-American Activities. Doesn't he realize 
that, under the current Congress, the targets would be talk 
radio, the Tea Party movement, and independent bloggers? 

Frau Obama denounces her daughter as overweight. No 

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doubt this was a dry run for the Khmeresque plans they 
have for the rest of us where, in good Communist fashion, 
we will be forced to sit in a circle and criticize our friends 
and family as our Maoist overlords look in, taking careful 
notes for each of our files. 

A margarine ad lauds Denmark for banning transfats. Since 
gay marriage and prostitution are legal there, perhaps the 
Danes should be as selective about what else they put in 
their mouths. 

Will deadbeats hurt at the flashmob snowball fight needing 
an ambulance have to pay the same fees everyone else is 
required to pay? As is said, it's all fun until someone loses 

an eye. 

If California is near economic collapse, should the state be 
underwriting PBS children's programming? 

If Palin is a dunce for writing speech notes on her hand, 
what does that make Obama for not only saying 
"corpseman" but also for most likely reading it off a 
teleprompter? 

And how is the Saints' Super Bowl victory going to 
improve the lives of the average residents of New Orleans 
who are either too lazy to provide for themselves or 
forbidden from rebuilding as a result of bureaucratic red 
tape? 

If homeowners can be liable for and potentially fined over 
snow not removed from the sidewalk within 24 hours of a 
snowfall, shouldn't some sort of penalty be assessed against 



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a municipality failing to clear the streets within the same 
time frame? 

Isn't Obama's Press Secretary the Halfwit Robert Gibbs the 
last one that should ridicule someone needing notes during 
a speech. Actual Gibbs quote. "AAAAAAAAA. 
AAAAAA. AAAAAAAA." 

Clinton's cardiologist named "Schwartz". No rag on that 
doctor's head or having to ask him 4 or 5 times what he 
said. 

Shouldn't doctors and other highly paid medical personnel 
such as nurses buy their own four-wheeled drive vehicles 
rather than beg for volunteers? 

Bill Nye "The Science Guy" insinuates that questioning 
global warming is nearly unpatriotic. MSNBC certainly 
scrapes the bottom of the barrel in search of talent. Even 
PBS stopped paying attention to this quack in the mid 90's. 

Oprah and Bono manipulate their assets so as to avoid 
paying the full taxes they expect of everyone else. I think 
I'll puke the next time I hear their dreck about giving back 
to the COMMUNITY. 

A news report referred to the base of the Olympic flame as 
a "cauldron". Such a "witchy" description is quite ironic 
given the increasingly pagan tone of the opening 
ceremonies over the years. 

School systems have threatened to cancel President's Day 
in order to make up a snow day. Would they consider doing 



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this with Martin Luther King Day? More importantly, could 
it be done without a riot resulting? 

The best advice a Walgreen's Valentine's gift consultant 
could give would be to advise you to do your Valentine's 
gift shopping somewhere else. 

Obama hag's obesity initiative is called "Let's Move". How 
about another called "Let's mind our own business". Better 
yet, "Let's Stick To The Constitution". 

Those conscientiously paying their bills on time should not 
be treated like financial deadbeats by having to pay annual 
credit card membership fees. 

If the Biology faculty at the University of Alabama where 
their colleague denied tenure went on a shooting rampage 
wants to condemn the gunwoman for the act, they must 
renounce the materialistic determinism inherent to the 
Darwinistic wing controlling this academic discipline. 

Instead of accusing the government of direct involvement 
with 9/11, perhaps it would be more productive to point out 
how certain elements within it benefited from or 
contributed to it happening by not doing everything 
reasonable to prevent the tragedy. 

If it's right for a 16 year old girl to have the baby inside of 
her salted, hacked to pieces, and vacuumed out without her 
parents knowing about it because it's "her body", isn't it her 
right to be overweight whether the Obamas like it or not? 

Third World pedophiles select 7-year-old Mini-Charo as 

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Rio Carnival Queen. Eventually, if you don't support such 
debauchery here, you'll be accused of cultural insensitivity 

O'Reilly is an Obama brownoser. The Fox News pundit 
claims there is no evidence that Obama is a socialist. How 
soon establishmentarian lapdogs forget the saga of Joe the 
Plumber. 

Deviant demands $5000 tax deduction for mutilated wiener. 

Fire in the hole. A Guy Fawkes reveler shoved a 
firecracker up his rear. While this pissant got what he 
deserved, the real tragedy is that British taxpayers will 
probably have to pick up the medical bill. 

Senator John Edwards purchased a 25,000 square 
foot house. 

There is nothing wrong with buying any size house 
you want. But it is interesting how a member of the 
political party making its way into power with the message 
that you as a regular American have too much and ought to 
have the vast majority of it taxed away to provide for those 
whose only skills include loafing about and having kids 
they refuse to take care of has himself purchased a 29,000 
square foot mansion. 

For reference purposes, if you have a house or 
apartment of about 1 ,000 square feet, that means this 
ambulance chaser's domicile is almost 30 times larger than 
yours. 

Perhaps someone should point this out the next time 
Democrats drone on about us using up a disproportionate 
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Immigrant Vendors Spreading Brainworms. 

Genetic Boutique Allows The Vain To Design Their Own 
Babies 

Mind Control Technologies Herald The Coming Of The 
Anti-Christ 

PETA Linked To Animal Cruelty & Terrorism 

Farrakhan Smitten By Revelation's Harlot: Calls For 
Religious Unity 

Muslim Mallets Wife & In-Laws To Death For Dissing Him 

UNICEF Safe Sex Ambassador Attempts To Join Mile 
High Club 

Dobson Whelp Peddles "Sanctified Smut" 

Southern Baptists Linked To Booze Church 

Indian Couple Commits Suicide Over Dead Pet 

Injured Governor violated seatbelt laws. While sympathies 
go out to him, interesting how seatbelt socialists refuse to 
obey the very same laws they are charged with imposing 
upon the rest of us. Would be interesting to know the 
Garden State's policy for fining violators of this law hurt in 
traffic accidents. If such a fee is levied in the case of 
common drivers, shouldn't it also be extracted from the 
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Until Oprah gives up her personal chef, she should keep her 
mouth shut about the rest of us "living simply". That is just 
another euphemism for communitarian wealth 
redistribution. 

Survivors, the BBC drama (not the American reality show), 
may be one of those series like Jericho, X-Files, and 
Earth: Final Conflict that can be knit into a patchwork 
revealing to the perceptive what New World Order elites 
have planned for the masses. 

Beware of government snow removal details dumping snow 
on your shoveled sidewalks. If minions of the state drop 
slush on the sidewalk you've cleaned, Hades should freeze 
over before you have to pay a fine for not removing it 
yourself. 

"Know Your Heritage" is a quiz show "focusing on Black 
History". With majority Black teams and a token White that 
wants to be Black, isn't such a program inherently racist by 
co-opting the pronoun "Your". Could one name a White 
themed show like that without Sharpton working the crowd 
into a homicidal froth? 

I wonder how the results of a survey were manipulated to 
conclude that the DC area is one of the happiest in the 
nation. I find it actually to be quite the opposite and, with 
the exception of family being here, feel little enthusiasm 
about the area. 

Interesting how in a Howard Kurtz Washington Post profile 
admitted lesbian Rachel Madcow criticizes Fox News of 
activist journalism that "inspires political participation" yet 



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is herself applauded throughout the piece for advocating 
unbridled buggery in the military. 

If Biden thinks we are not in danger of another terrorist 
attack, he's even more of a doofus than originally 
estimated. To make such an assessment of the world in 
which we live, he did makes Forest Gump seem like Sun 
Tzu. 

Stephen Colbert called Palin a "F-ing retard". Seems the 
appellation is more suited for Biden regarding his 
assessment regarding the terrorist threat. 

Frau Obama justifies prying into matters of obesity as a 
"quality of life issue". I remember Locutus of Borg saying 
nearly the same thing while detained on the sickbay of the 
Enterprise in the Star Trek: The Next Generation episode 
"Best of Both Worlds". 

The homicidal University of Alabama professor was a 
devoted Obama supporter. While Obama can't be held 
responsible for the shooting at the University of Alabama, 
the media certainly doesn't mind attempting to link 
conservative populist thought with acts of violence. So we 
should certainly return the favor by highlighting one of 
their's when there is a rampage. 

The New York Times insinuated that the Tea Party 
movement is violent through the headline "Tea Party 
Movement Lights Fuse for Rebellion on Right". Can't say I 
closely monitor this media dinosaur, but one must ask if the 
Old Gray Lady, as the paper is called, pointed out during 
the presidential campaign that some of Obama's supporters 



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such as Bill Ayers have lit actual fuses. 

If Disney is giving admission tickets in an exchange for a 
day of "service" to approved organizations, how is this 
different than providing these individuals with a day's 
wage? Better yet, how is charitable labor in exchange for 
an amusement park ticket any more noble than the 
compensated services Americans perform on a daily basis 
as part of their regular employment? 

In his lecture "The Church & The Arts", cultural analyst 
Ken Meyers laments how in the New World we did not 
inherit the mother continent's more contemplative 
disposition. I guess dirt poor pioneers carving out an 
existence would have been too tired by the end of the day. 
Besides, before more contemporary times, Europe's more 
reflective classes built their lives of leisure on the backs of 
those that couldn't otherwise get ahead in various cultural 
fronts such as religion, to political freedom, to economic 
opportunities. What do you think drove those dullard 
working stiffs here in the first place? 

Ministers get the bejesus knocked out of them. 

And no, its not a form of religious persecution. 

A number of churches are turning to Ultimate- Style 
fighting as a way to attract young men back to the pews. 
Eventually, as in the case with so-called "Christian tattoos" 
(ones added after conversion rather than prior too for an 
explicitly religious excuse), one will be categorized as not 
being devoted enough to the Lord if one is not willing to 
have one's body mutilated in this manner. 

If pastors really want to draw in testosterone oozing 
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But that goes too far some may respond. 

How so? It is no more immoral to have two women 
fighting each other without legitimate cause as two men. 

And in this day of anything goes and sloppy 
theology, any undue titillation that results could simply be 
explained and celebrated as the God-bestowed appreciation 
of the female form inherent to any red-blooded American 
male. 

If churches want to be serious about luring actual 
manly men back to their congregations, how about more 
songs and lessons that emphasis objective doctrinal or 
historical content rather than the lyrical equivalent of Jesus 
blowing in your ear as is the case of many of these praise 
and worship choruses as well as providing study 
opportunities where one is free to share what's on one's 
heart if one feels led to but one is not branded as a heretical 
individualist if one decides not to. 

An Arianaite of the Huffmgton Post threatens to shoot 
Glenn Beck If one cannot say things like this about the 
President without correctly having the Secret Service work 
you over with a rubber hose investigating it, why is it 
proper to say it about anyone else? Just observe the tone of 
the so-called advocates of tolerance, inclusion, diversity, 
and just about every other thing that makes one want to 
puke these days. 

Theologian Albert Mohler says he can't speak about the 
Amish without tremendous respect. Does this include the 
tendency of those within the sect to ostracize adult children 
they disagree with, allowing the church to dictate policy on 
individual matters not clearly settled in Scripture, and 
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disease extracted? The life is more desirable on a postcard 
than actually having to live it. 

Regarding the Mother Teresa Stamp. How many other 
U.S. postage stamps are there of non- American citizens 
(those once broadly categorized as foreigners)? 
Furthermore, are they any commemorating Protestants or 
do we only pander to Catholics in this manner? If not, 
where are the C.S. Lewis or Francis Schaffer stamps? 

If Biden is going to wear his Catholicism on his sleeve (or 
rather his forehead as evidenced by Lenten ashes), perhaps 
he should consistently embrace the more important aspects 
of that faith, transcending gaudy ostentations rituals, such 
as opposition to abortion and sodomy. 

Since he is a sexual deviant, you'd think Letterman would 
be a bit reluctant ridiculing film director Kevin Smith 
needing two airline seats. After all, whoring around 
numerous times on your wife is a greater shortcoming than 
being overweight. 

Staff of the leftist Southern Poverty Law Center probably 
carry more concealed weapons than the average Tea Party 
attendee. 

The Southern Poverty Law Center categorizes you as a 
subversive if you are concerned about FEMA camps, the 
Counsel on Foreign Relations, and the New World Order. 
They'll probably also include you on the list if you believe 
the Bible is the word of God, that belief in Jesus is the only 
way of salvation, and doubt the validity of Darwinian 
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Radical Obama supporters such as Bill Ayers and various 
demonstrators against the World Trade Organization have 
destroyed more property than any civilian militia 
organization ever has. 

In response to their antics at the dog show, someone should 
unfurl a banner at a PETA event pointing out that 
organizations alleged involvement in atrocities against 
animals. 

Interesting how one day the Huffington Post can distribute 
a mass email of Bill Maher mocking Sarah Palin's baby and 
the next another condemning a speaker at C-PAC for joking 
about President Obama's former drug use. Disabled babies 
had no choice about being born with a deformity. 
Crackheads make a choice to shove narcotics up their 
noses. 

Liberals are free to verbalize the vilest of things regarding 
Sarah Palin's baby but no one was suppose to admit what a 
homely teen Chelsea Clinton was or even comment on the 
obvious that the Obama whelps enjoy school lunches 
markedly superior to those ingested by the average 
American school child. 

A cyber-attack on world computers has been traced back to 
a Chinese vocational school. Students in that country learn 
to take down their enemy's electronic infrastructure. 
American students here learn that Heather has two 
mommies, to despise the Founding Fathers as slave holding 
Whites, and how to slip a condom over a cucumber. What 
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half of the 2 1 st century? 

Unlike Michael Savage or Mark Levin, Glenn Beck almost 
sounds giddy and enthusiastic about the prospect of 
socioeconomic collapse. As in the case of Pat Robertson, 
if there is a silly grin plastered across your face when 
discussing a topic that is going to result in massive 
casualties whether you explicitly mention body counts or 
not, discerning people are going to find you a tad 
disturbing. 

A documentary about Yellowstone on Animal Planet said 
bull elk roll in their own urine to increase their masculine 
appeal. One might not want to read the ingredients on a 
bottle of Old Spice too closely. 

A Dodge advertisement claims Presidents' Day 
commemorates George Washington purchasing his first 
truck. Could similar Madison Avenue frivolity be 
broadcast regarding Martin Luther King Day? 

Name of an actual Japanese institute of higher education: 
Fukuoka University. Try saying your a graduate of that 
place with a straight face or not getting it slapped. 

To refute the illogic of racism, it's pointed out that, if you 
needed a doctor, you wouldn't care about the physician's 
ethnicity. Then why should I care if my pizza is made by 
real Italians? Besides, what would an "artificial Italian" 
be? To carry this to it's logical conclusion, ought a 
hamburger made by an authentic German actually be more 
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Hopefully for the sake of America, Biden will give up 
stupidity for Lent. 

Biden with his ashes looked like one of those "Indian 
fellas" he said worked down at the 7-11. 

Letterman thinks the Iraqi rabble-rouser tossing a shoe at 
President Bush is still comical. What would be really 
funny would be a process sever tossing a summons at 
Letterman to appear at a paternity hearing or sexual 
harassment trial. 

College Park promises to provide $10,000 to local 
merchants to replace plastic and neon signs with ones 
complying with Bohemian aesthetics. Things might be 
going to Ghenna in a handbasket, but the important thing is 
to look artsy in our destitution and insolvency. Am sure our 
Red Chinese masters will require nothing less. 

A friend of the pilot flying a plane into an IRS building said 
on Greta that the kook was neither an introvert nor 
extrovert. It is refreshing to learn of a mass murderer not 
accused of being a loner, quiet, or staying to himself. 

If Maryland Delegate Henry Heller wants to ban marriages 
between first cousins with the exception of those unable to 
reproduce and he has in the past supported legislation 
authorizing gay marriage, logically he would have to extend 
his blessing to gay first cousins that want to get married. 
While we are abolishing taboos, why doesn't he go ahead 
and endorse marriage between gay siblings? 

The "Nutritional Empowerment" plank in Frau Obama's 

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"Let's Move" initiative sounds like another disguised 
welfare handout. 

In light of his book Exposing Myself where he chronicled 
his carnal exploits, isn't Geraldo about the last one that 
should be wagging his finger at Tiger Woods? 

Huckabee's sucking up to Frau Obama was more 
nauseating than Glenn Beck and Sarah Palin making 
googoo eyes at each other. 

Huckabee condemns the blogosphere for daring to point out 
Obama's evils. Even more chilling was Frau Obama's 
response how electronic free speech is actually hindering 
the administration and Congress from getting things done. 

Sounds like Frau Obama does not want White youngsters 
touring the White House. She told Huckabee she prefers 
children that wouldn't normally get such an opportunity. 

Anyone stopped to question why inner cities are "food 
deserts" with few grocery stores? Primary reason: "BANG! 
BANG! BANG!" went the handgun. Given the tendency of 
young able-bodied public assistance recipients to "foul 
their own nests", what reasonable corporation wants to 
endanger their workers while being robbed blind? That 
"beautiful" store the First Lady was going on and on about 
to Huckabee will be torn to pieces within five years. 

The Obamas embrace Huckabee's rhetoric about obesity 
being a national security issue. Has Huckabee's lardbucket 
son lost weight yet and enlisted? Guess it's only the 
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World Order. 

Frau Obama laments fast food being quick and convenient. 
But not all of us have fulltime chiefs on staff and have 
additional ones flown in from the Midwest just to bake 
pizza. 

The next time Huckabee interviews Frau Obama, she wants 
him to be shirtless. What if Clinton had said something like 
that to Connie Chung? Huckabee probably has the larger 
chest anyway. If Huckabee is to show Frau Obama his, 
does Huckabee get to see hers? 

Frau Obama condemns children not walking to 
neighborhood schools because they ride in from outside the 
COMMUNITY. It should be remembered that it wasn't 
White Republicans that pushed for school busing. 
Interesting how its laudable to be opposed to school busing 
now that Blacks don't like it but immoral to be when 
Whites didn't like it. 

Frau Obama said she tries to keep their home a "news free 
zone". However, according to Eagle Forum, parents doing 
this in their own homes would be violating Article 13 of the 
UN convention on the rights of the child by blocking 
"information of all kinds through media of the child's 
choice". Many of Obama's New World Order friends no 
doubt endorse this globalist covenant. 

Regarding this Obama "food desert" bovine excrement, 
what are these propagandists defining as "no food in the 
COMMUNITY"? (1.) If you can't afford an automobile 
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(2.) The liberals are the ones that want to deny you an 
automobile procured through the fruits of your own labor 
so that you are not enslaved to any one locality 

Government could hand deliver the finest of foods to some 
of these inner city types and Jesse Jackson would work 
them into a froth how qualified chefs weren't provided on 
site to cook it for them. 

Michelle Obama is so inarticulate for supposedly being the 
consort of the greatest orator to ever walk the earth. Would 
Martha Washington or Abigail Adams say that America is a 
"really cool country"? 

If Glenn Beck is "willing to do anything but use" 
fluorescent light bulbs to prevent global wanning according 
to USA Today, does this include flying to give 
performances around the country? Like Al Gore, Beck is 
finally important enough he doesn't have to abide by the 
edicts he would impose upon the remainder of us. 

If there is nothing wrong with legalized medical pot, then 
why does DC propose only four authorized dispensaries in 
the city? Why would five be too many? For that matter, do 
they limit the number of pharmacies that can disperse any 
other medicine? 

Is Harry Reid threatening to harm his wife if he loses 
reelection? He said on the Senate floor unemployed men 
become abusive. 

The Ms. Magazine Winter 2010 issue cover reads 
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suppose to consider how or by whom someone liked their 
privates jiggled when considering their qualifications for 
public office or other life accomplishments. 

While both Paul Harvey and J.Edgar Hoover deserve an 
esteemed place in history for battling the forces of 
Communism during the Cold War, frankly things went too 
far between these two if Harvey was submitting his scripts 
to Hoover for approval. One does not necessarily defeat an 
evil by becoming the evil. I might admire the FBI and 
despise Communism as well, but I am not going to 
voluntarily hand my commentaries over for their approval. 

As a multimillionaire, Beck doesn't need a pension. Does 
he realize that many government workers bring home way 
below $30,000 annually? 

If O'Reilly is going to be so nitpicky that Obama cannot be 
called a "socialist" because Obama has not yet advocated 
outright government ownership of property and the means 
of production, then one should have the backbone to call 
Obama a "fascist" since, under that system, properly is 
nominally in private hands but is essentially controlled by 
the state. 

If Canadian socialism is so superior to America's barbarian 
ways, why did the Premier of Newfoundland flee to here 
for cardiac treatment. 

Diversitymongers have deemed it offensive to warn of 
Hitler in regards to government power-grabs since it makes 
leftwing Jews uncomfortable that they have more in 
common with Nazism than they are willing to admit. How 



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come little has been said about Senator Bernard Sanders 
making an allusion to the German dictator in regards to 
global warming and those that question it? 

University religious groups hold a "respectful dialogue" 
about opening their COMMUNITIES to homosexuality. 
This means no one really spoke to the immorality of the 
practice and that not a single Scripture on the subject was 
referenced. See if the same spirit of open-mindedness is 
adhered to should Ann Coulter or David Horowitz come to 
campus. 

Apparently fornication pays for the wealthy and connected. 
Bristol Palin is to have a guest role in a television drama 
glamorizing bastard parenthood. Apparently she's adopting 
her mother's parenting style as well, leaving her baby for 
extended periods of time. 

Apparently the end of history did not last quite as long as 
Francis Fukuyama claimed it would in a book of that title. 
The political scientist hemmed and hawed in a 2/13/10 
Spectator article that American readers had misconstrued 
the optimism of his original thesis. I knew back in the early 
90's just from the title that one day he'd look like a fool. 

O'Reilly whines in his 2/24/10 "Talking Points Memo" that 
we will damage the President if we call Obama a socialist. 
Good. Shouldn't patriotic Americans want to stop his 
SOCIALISTIC policies? 

Nazi is an abbreviation for "National Socialism". 
Mussolini initially identified himself as a socialist. I guess 
history should be informed that Bill O'Reilly has judged its 



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settled account as incorrect about there being forms of 
socialism where the government rather controls instead of 
outright owns. 

An orca kills once, shame on the whale. An orca kills 
twice, shame on Sea World. Regardless of the intention of 
either play or prey, this homicidal cetacean should have 
either been put down out of its misery, released like Free 
Willy, or isolated in a quarantined tank fed from a distance 
after the first killing. 

The more I hear of Glenn Beck's "great reset of the 
system", the more I get the feeling the bodies would be 
stacked as high as under a full-blown Obama dictatorship. 

The nudist Whitetail Chapel in Virginia bares it all to both 
God and man. With a name like that, wonder if the minority 
members in the congregation feel out of place. Is probably 
mostly aged, sagging hippies anyway. 

Behind the scenes feature on an Animal Planet 
documentary noted that one wildlife cinematographer 
waited 8 hours a day for five weeks to film a bird of 
paradise shaking its feathers in a mating dance. That's one 
dedicated Peeping Tom. 

Would curling be as derided as a sport if it was enjoyed 
more by the swarthier peoples of the earth rather than the 
palest of the pale? Seldom hear anyone remarking those 
trampled by the bulls in Pamplona get what they deserve. 

Ultimately, the Chilean earthquake will no doubt be blamed 
on either George Bush or Global Wanning. Already, 



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Geraldo is lamenting that, though the quake in Chile was 
stronger than the one in Haiti, more Haitians died. 

"Harry Potter & The Order Of The Phoenix" could be 
interpreted as an allegorical warning against undue 
governmental interference in education. Much of the plot 
centered around the Ministry of Magic trying to take over 
the day to day operations of Hogwarts. 

A line in a university publication in an article examining the 
rise of digital journalism categorized bloggers as 
"uninformed attention seekers". If a blogger is as degreed 
or as at least as studied, how are the any less informed as a 
traditional journalist? So I guess Dan Rather and Walter 
Cronkite labored in anonymity. Those newsgirls in the 
low-cut dresses and short skirts are more concerned about 
drawing attention to their sources and scoops. Why else do 
you think on "The Simpsons" Ned Flanders quipped 
"hotter than a Fox News weather skank"? 

According to his medical report, the President is a 
gluttonous, chain-smoking, borderline alcoholic. Frau 
Obama ought to straighten out her own household before 
telling the rest of us how to run ours. 

Gas is expected to reach $3.00 per gallon by summer. 
Don't blame the oil companies necessarily. Place it on the 
government for requiring specialized varieties of petrol 
supposedly as a pollution control measure. 

A children's ditty of dubious political correctness intones, 
"Ching Chong Chinamen, sittin on a fense, tries to make a 
dollar out of fifteen cents". So while beatnik North 



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Americans and Europeans sit around hand-ringing as to 
whether or not the Artie is melting and how a penance of 
self-deprivation (at least for the masses and not for the 
elites such as Al Gore) must be inflicted upon Western 
civilization for having advanced to a level beyond mud 
huts, the industrious of China are developing ways to take 
advantage of the situation. 

The Obama administration attempts to block asylum for 
German homeschool fugitives It says right there in the 
article about the case that asylum is seldom granted to 
those from Western countries and immigration judges don't 
want a backlog of cases from these particular nations. In 
other words, Whites need not apply as those running this 
country are only interested in granting protection to the 
likes of Iranian sodomites and others that can't speak a lick 
of English other than "Foodstamp". 

A municipal mechanic in Florida has been suspended 
because the knot he tied in a rope looked like a noose to a 
minority with too much time on their hands. If Blacks are 
going to be this uppity, how long until we are forbidden 
from having knotted shoelaces as well? As part of his 
"reeducation", the offender will be required to attend an 
"ethnic sensitivity" class. How about sending some of 
these activists to a course warning how regular Americans 
are about fed up with this BLACKMAIL? As Mark Levin 
says, "THERE I SAID IT". 

When he stood at the forefront of human accomplishment, 
wonder if Buzz Aldrin ever realized he'd spend his old age 
jitterbugging on national TV. As a foremost icon of the 20th 
century, isn't his joining the cast of "Dancing with the 



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Stars" the equivalent of Gandhi or Pope John Paul II doing 
so? 

The California legislature has more serious things to do 
than pass anti-cussing legislation. Shouldn't the state run 
the queers from San Francisco first? As bad off as the state 
is financially, you ought to be fined if a few choice words 
don't slip from your lips over what's happened there. 

Both Geraldo and Obama are supposed to be featured on 
the 1000th episode of "America's Most Wanted". In 
technical journalistic language, that is called being a "media 
whore". I guess it will soon be illegal to say such things in 
California. 

The NCAA has pulled from its website a Focus on the 
Family advertisement of a father hoping his son grows up 
to do the right thing. I guess organized college athletics 
prefers students to cheat in school, abuse women, get 
intoxicated, and die before adulthood. 

Reports create the impression that CPAC 2010 distanced 
the "mainstream" Conservative movement from 
formulations of the ideology primarily concerned with 
social and religious concerns. However, DCAgenda, a gay 
newspaper, points out that the hand of fellowship was 
extended to GOProud, a sodomite front group with the 
purpose of penetrating Republican ranks. There is no 
reason to be proud about that. Maybe libertarian 
polygamists ought to be granted an exhibitors booth as 
well. 

Regarding the NBC program "Marriage Ref '. By what 

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standard are Alec Baldwin (who called his own daughter a 
"pig") and Madonna fit to lecture the rest of us on matters 
of family and relationships? 

According to the 3/4/10 Style Section of the Washington 
Post, a White team winning a step dance competition has 
been accused of "cultural theft". To forestall death threats, 
assassination attempts, and a looming race riot, an 
additional first prize has manifested itself miraculously out 
of thin air to mollify rampaging Afrosupremacists. 

Since Jeremiah Wright is granting himself a living legend 
award, does that make him a legend in his own mind? 

Prince George's County executive candidate Jerry Mathias, 
according to the 3/4/10 Gazette, told a forum on illegal 
immigration "I have no thoughts whatsoever on 
immigration". Why should such a spineless airhead be 
elected to office? 

Prince George's Community College wallows in blatant 
bigotry and sexism. According to the 3/4/10 Gazette, the 
community college has established a leadership academy 
open only to Black and Hispanic males. The director of the 
program, Brian Hamlin, is quoted as saying, "We want you 
to stay in college." In other words, it's hoped Whites and 
females will drop out. So much for it being content of 
character rather than color of skin that counts. If White 
residents aren't able to enjoy all of the benefits for which 
the county's notoriously high property taxes are extracted 
to cover, then shouldn't Whites get a tax break? 

Bill Clinton, the Kennedy's, and even Martin Luther King 

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can whoremonger their way across history and still be 
heralded as heroes. One congressman makes a dirty joke 
and is no longer deemed fit for public office. 

More states plan to delay taxpayer refund checks. See 
what happens if you delay paying what you owe the 
government. You'll learn that political power really does 
flow from the barrel of a gun. 

What a waste of government money. I received a letter in 
the mail from the Census Bureau telling me to expect yet 
another mailing from the Census Bureau. 

Walmart is being condemned for slashing prices on its 
Black Barbie while not doing so with the Caucasian 
counterpart. Shouldn't those making the argument that the 
prices of the dolls should remain the same also have to 
oppose Affirmative Action? Shouldn't Walmart be 
commended for taking measures to make the Black doll 
more appealing from a free market standpoint? 

Aren't these single women thinking that men with no 
obligation to them are expected to give up their lives for 
them even more selfish than men questioning this 
supposition? One can understand the moral reasoning 
behind saving children and their mothers to care for them, 
but why is a single woman that is trampy of any more value 
than a single man that is virtuous? Unless I am married to 
or emotionally attached to a particular woman, I am not 
obligated to go out of my way to the extent of physical 
harm to protect them. 

To consolidate city resources, Detroit plans to 

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abolish entire struggling and semi-abandoned neighbors 
with few residents. 

This could lead to a justifiable revolt. 

Dimwits commenting on the story at Yahoo remark 
how wonderful the proposal is. 

Little do they realize the platitudes regarding 
"stronger neighborhoods" are merely euphemisms for 
increased governmental control over their daily lives. 

Wonder how many of those lacking this foresight to 
realize this will still have those stupid Communitarian grins 
on their faces when the knock is at their door telling them 
they have to vacate their homes for the good of the 
COMMUNITY. 

Shouldn't Larry King be denounced as homophobic for the 
derisive tone in which he asked if Congressman Massa was 
gay? 

What if Massa was gay? Why doesn't Larry King ask Bill 
Clinton point blank if he is a whoremonger? Bet Ted 
Kennedy groped some rear in his time as well. 

I wonder how many parents of today who would inflict and 
punish their children with "healthy Happy Meals" scarfed 
down McDonalds swill eagerly themselves as kids. One 
does not go to these places for "apple wedges" and "low- 
fat milk". 

Contrary to a Boston Globe article, children of both sexes 
were snots long before talk radio ever came along. 

One would think the media would adore Massa for 
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and "gay". 

With a name like that, I bet Rep. Massa was a hit at 
NAACP conventions. 

If nothing else, at least the homoerotic escapades of Rep. 
Massa and his staff reveal to the public that a bunch of 
horny drunkards work on Capitol Hill. Wonder how many 
others are engaging in similar behavior but have it swept 
under the rug since they vote in compliance with the 
dictates of their respective party caucuses. 

In twenty years or so, it would be amusing if one of the 
Obama daughters pulled a Patty Davis (Ronald Reagan's 
daughter) and published a memoir exposing how what 
lousy parents Barack and especially Michelle actually 
were. 

A Mississippi prom was canceled after a lesbian student 
threatened to bring her girlfriend as a date. Given that the 
average public school prom these days is simply a prelude 
to a mass orgy, isn't it a bit late to trumpet the morality 
card? At least the lesbians won't end up on the public dole 
in nine months. 

The 3/15/10 issue of America: The National Catholic 
Weekly criticizes the United States for the use of aerial 
drones. If they prefer, perhaps we should go back to 
indiscriminate carpet-bombing to handle the terrorist 
enemy. If America did not care about our adversaries, then 
why are we holding back our nuclear arsenal? 

The 3/11/10 edition of the suburban Maryland Gazette, in a 

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feature article, laments how the recession has been hard on 
immigrants from El Salvador. I know of Americans that 
have been struggling as well. I guess plain ordinary White 
people are not glamorously exotic enough to merit a full- 
page spread special report. 

An El Salvadoran immigrant returning to the land of his 
birth laments in the 3/1 1/10 Gazette how things have 
changed almost beyond recognition in the Central 
American country. Maybe they know now how the rest of 
us feel. 

An associate's coworker, who refuses to participate in the 
company health plan available to her so she can slip her 
spawn by multiple fathers onto a state welfare program, 
intends to purchase a $300 handbag. Why shouldn't such 
moral and financial deadbeats be required to purchase their 
own health insurance since they can clearly afford it? 

In regards to the Rep. Massa scandal, Nancy Pelosi 
remarked sometimes we over-exaggerate our own 
importance. I guess she'd know. 

Given his own history of sleazy phone calls, isn't O'Reilly 
the last one that should criticize Rep. Massa's tickle 
tantrums? 

An advertisement on WMAL announced, as part of his 
annual physical, Obama had a virtual colonoscopy. No 
doubt, America's missing nose has finally been found after 
nearly two years. 

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doubt Ozzie Obsourne has enough brain cells left to read a 
book, much less write one. 

I sm waiting for the 24 hour, non-stop coverage to begin on 
the passings of Merlin Olsen and Peter Graves. However, I 
guess since neither looked like a rejected marionette from 
Jim Henson's "Dark Crystal" with an obsessive compulsion 
for young children, the broadcast feed has been preempted. 

If Black folks want to get jacked out of shape about color- 
coded discrimination, instead of getting ticked about the 
Barbie of color being cheaper than the Aryan version, I 
hope they'll get uppity about the dark chocolate Milky 
Ways being the least numerous in a Mars Minimix variety 
pack. Might as well call the product Twix & Friends 
instead. 

If Tom Hanks is to be considered a military analyst and 
historian because of roles in films such as Saving Private 
Ryan, should we also consider him mentally deficient 
because of his role as Forest Gump? 

I guess Dora the Explorer was trotted out as a mouthpiece 
at a Census propaganda function in order to sway 
compliance from redheaded, Gaelic-speaking Irishman. 

Beck just remarked that the Age of Theology has passed. 
While one can make alliances over political matters with 
the ultimate goal of each being permitted to worship as one 
feels convicted, isn't that declaration a little strong? 
Since David Barton is going on tour with Glenn Beck, does 
this mean Barton thinks Evangelicalism should no longer 
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Though I like Glenn Beck as a commentator, sometimes I 
cringe at the thought of what manner of regime he would 
administer as well. If Beck were to take over, what would 
happen to Christians unwilling to bend their knee to 
Universalism? 

Brett Baier of Fox News should be commended for putting 
Obama in his place. A President that runs his mouth 
incessantly should be interrupted. A President is not a king. 
That said, Brett Baier should likely be careful steeping off 
of curbs for a while. 

School banning bake sales still stocks its vending machines 
with sugary and salty treats. Apparently, it's not about the 
health of students but about who controls the snack dollar. 

Perhaps the injustice of Jesse James whoring around and 
potentially swindling Sandra Bullock's fortune away from 
her will also shine a light on innocent men screwed over in 
a similar manner. 

From the way Obama and Biden wrapped arms around 
each other after Obama made his healthcare 
pronouncement, I almost thought they were about to start 
blowing on each others' neck and pitching woo at one 
another by whispering sweet nothings in each others' ears. 

Shouldn't an otherwise healthy 26 year old be on their own 
health insurance by that age? And why can a 25 year old 
be on daddy's insurance, but not a 27 year old? 

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with healthcare? You have less of a right to higher 
education than you do medical coverage. 

Nice some of us work our rears off so, in the words of 
termagant Pelosi, others "can fulfill their dreams and 
passions." 

Representative Steny Hoyer says he was in the Young 
Democrats 50 years ago. Does this mean he should be 
denied healthcare since he is by definition beyond the 
optimal lifes scale advocated by Obama healthcare advisor 
Ezekiel Emanuel? Or as in all other Communist societies, 
are our leaders too important to be bothered by the 
enslaving yoke placed around the necks of the masses? 

What are Sharpton's credentials other than being Black 
qualifying him to render opinions on Obama 's healthcare 
proposals? Technically, one could argue Sharpton is barely 
even qualified to be a clergyman since he doesn't even 
have a degree in theology, ministry, religion, or Biblical 
studies. 

Al Sharpton admitted that Obamaism is socialism. That 
was one of the few prescient things to ever come out of that 
imbecile's mouth. 

Received a post-Census reminder to comply. Since it reads 
on one side that you are required by law to respond, it is 
incorrect on the other side to call it a request. It is 
technically a demand or command. A request can be 
denied without threat of penalty. 

Is it really the wisest use of money to send a note that the 

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Census is coming, then the actual Census, and then yet a 
reminder to answer the Census? A preview of the waste to 
come under Obamacare. 

Contrary to Glenn Beck, why shouldn't competitive cup 
stacking be considered a legitimate sport? Doesn't it make 
as much sense as running around bases after you whack a 
ball with a stick? 

Glenn Beck thinks you should be denied coverage for pre- 
existing conditions. Maybe there would be enough funds 
available for the legitimately ill if lushes like him paid for 
their rehab expenses out of their own pockets 

A number of observations regarding slurs allegedly spewed 

by Tea Party activists on Capitol Hill protesting the vote on 

health care reform: 

(1.) Since the rally was open to the public, how do we 

know if those enunciating racial epithets were members of 

actual Tea Party organizations? 

(2.) How do we know that hose hurling such insults were 

not actually leftist infiltrators conniving to make Tea Party 

activists look bad? After all, numerous incidents of alleged 

racial bias have been proven to have been perpetrated by 

radical minority agitators. 

(3.) Isn't it worse to be an able bodied person living off the 

public dole than someone who says something in a fit of 

temper extremely ill mannered? 

(4.) Regarding Barney Frank supposedly being called a 

"fag". Isn't he the one that has deliberately told the public 

what it is that excites his loins to the point that this is the 

first thing that comes to mind when he makes a public 

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(5.) If the establishmentarian media thinks it is wrong to 
call Barney Frank a "fag", then on what grounds can they 
then refer to Tea Party activists as "Teabaggers", which is 
actually a reference possibly even fouler than the "fag" 
categorization? 

If Obamacare is so wonderful, why has the Protobeast 
exempt himself from the shackles he intends for the rest of 
us? 

The FDA reconsiders ban on blood donations from gay 
men. Guess it's no filthier and diseased than that from the 
chronic heterosexual adulterers and fornicators. 

Glenn Beck continues in the delusion that minorities are 
inherently conservative despite voting for Obama and 
expecting Whitey to fill their outstretched hands up with 
unearned treats. Both of these things are an anathema to a 
true Conservative. 

A proposal is being considered to restore voting rights to 
convicted felons. Are they going to be saddled with the 
punishment of jury duty also? More proof that citizenship 
is degenerating into next to nothing. 

I doubt Congress is being threatened anymore now than 
any other time. Rather, having taken, to borrow a Maoist 
phrase, a "great leap forward" towards socialism or 
communism with the healthcare legislation, Leftists in 
government are now laying the foundation to curb free 
thought and expression as the next plank of that ideology to 
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Do Canadian authorities plan to arrest students giving the 
middle finger (a form of hate speech) to the news camera at 
the Ann Coulter denunciations or do they let such animosity 
directed against White folks slide by? 

Canadian totalitarians think that Ann Coulter shouldn't be 
allowed to say that Muslims should be placed on the "No 
Fly List". Perhaps these thought police should be a little 
more worried about radical Islam's "No Life List". 
Canadian authorities in the past have done more to 
prosecute researchers such as Mark Steyn exposing 
jihadists than the jihadists actually advocating violence. 

Sarah Palin to narrate a nature documentary. It is about 
time there was a wildlife series where one didn't have to 
put up with a host harping evolution or so much 
environmentalism that one ends up ashamed for being 
human. 

Though terms of interest are negotiable, homeowners 
should be held responsible for the amount of principle they 
originally contracted for even if the market value of their 
property declines. Are those of us conscientiously paying 
our bill on time going to have thousands wavered as well? 

Healthier diet and more exercise are being urged to 
decrease breast cancer statistics. How about fewer 
abortions? 

If parents aren't good enough to know about the 
reproductive decisions of their "young adult" children such 
as in the case of a Washington State student whose school 
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such youngsters of an independent inclination shouldn't be 
permitted to leech off their parent's insurance policies well 
into their 20 's. 

When the boozing, smoking, and gluttony catch up with the 
Protobeast, he should be denied the same health care he is 
conspiring to take away from the rest of us. At least he is 
so in love with himself that he won't be impacted by the 
ravages of womanizing as was the case two presidents 
back. 

The $250,000 annual salary invoked as the threshold of 
unconscionable wealth is not indexed to inflation. So if 
America was hit by Weimarian levels of inflation in a 
tumbling economy, it be wouldn't be long until Obama's 
confiscatory taxes sucked the financial vitality out of lower 
middle class Americans. 

Isn't it hypocritical for the Crocodile Hunter's daughter 
Bindi Irwin to star in a film decrying the evils of holding 
animals in captivity while her family's claim to fame and 
fortune is that they own a zoo? 

In an interview with the Today Show's Matt Lauer, Obama 
insinuates that Tea Party members concerned about the 
geography of his advent and his propensity for socialism 
are not expressing legitimate concerns. I wonder how long 
until he clamps down on the movement in a manner similar 
to the radical militia. Elsewhere in the interview, Obama 
enunciates his desire to see the Tea Party movement 
"dissipate". 

ABC News Radio pointed out the Huterian militia had a 

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Strong's Concordance along with military catalogues. I 
thought they were arrested for threatening law enforcement 
rather than being wide and avid readers. 

Economist Paul Krugman heralds Obama's death panels as 
an innovative cost-saving measure. Perhaps someone 
should start an "Unplug Krug" campaign. No threats, but 
just a reminder that he will also decay and grow worthless 
in the eyes of society like the rest of us. 

Even if the Shroud of Turin dates to the time of Christ, how 
do we know if the image is of Jesus or His era's equivalent 
of Charles Manson? 

Mohler, in his phobia of single people, has latched onto a 
study claiming married men are less likely to become 
terrorists. But what about Terry Nichols, Osama Bin Ladin, 
Mao, Saddam Hussein, Muhammad, Stalin and Lenin? If 
nothing else, if one wants to go this route, one could argue 
married men of a revolutionary mindset are bigger cowards 
since they egg on others to do what they won't. 

U.S. Navy sinks pirate dingy. Wonder how long until 
Sharpton throws a tizzy. In the past, he's sided with the 
African pirates just because they are Black. 

If Jamie Escalante had taught redneck kids from a trailer 
park in Arkansas, would we even know who he was? 

Though likely no better system is devisable, jury duty is 
essentially a punishment for law-abiding English-speaking 
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The Obama administration will no longer refer to the 
scumbag states of the earth as "rogue nations" but rather as 
"outliers" This president needs to be led "out" of office 
come the next election. 

If slavery must be acknowledged as part of an accurate 
remembrance of Confederate History Month, in February 
doesn't that mean we should also highlight the welfare 
leeches and borderline Communists that essentially 
hijacked much of the Civil Rights Movement? On Martin 
Luther King Day, as well as remembering the truths of his 
"I Have A Dream Speech", should we also recall that he 
couldn't keep his pants on since, given his hankering for 
White prostitutes, apparently there were instances where 
color of skin mattered more than content of character. 

As of 4/9/10, Gingrich has stuck his finger in the political 
wind to determine that Obama is the most radical President 
ever. What about when Gingrich praised Obama's attempt 
to brainwash American students in the back to school 
speech and allied himself with Al Sharpton to support 
Obama's education reforms? Even worse, what about the 
PSA where Gingrich and Pelosi were snuggled up in a 
loveseat making goo-goo eyes at each other pitching woo 
about "climate change"? 

Obama sneered down his nose at Palin for not being an 
expert on nuclear weapons. The way he plans to decimate 
our nuclear deterrent and national defense, apparently he 
isn't either. 

On her new cable show, Oprah is suppose to travel 
overseas. No doubt for the purposes of denouncing the rest 



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of us for having too much and to lecture us why we 
common folks (not including herself of course) should 
adopt the lifestyles of the Earth's more backwards peoples. 

Maybe if the Kennedys weren't such drunkards and 
whoremongers, they would not have to be so worried about 
the FBI releasing Ted's file. 

If Sarah Palin will only drink certain kinds of bottled water 
through a specified variety of bendy straw and only fly in 
private planes of a certain variety, she is no frontierswoman 
but as prissy as every other political mouthpiece 
hoodwinking the American people. 

For bringing a lunch from home each day, an acquaintance 
was told by a coworker with her illegitimate progeny on 
public assistance that he acted like a "Chinamen". Ever 
thought maybe that is why they are kicking our rears 
economically? What if my associate said his coworker 
acted like a "typical Black person" expecting taxpayers to 
provide necessities while she spends of luxuries? 

Larry King is reported to be divorcing his seventh wife. 
Must be those snazzy suspenders that bag him all those 
women. 

A column in the 4/13/10 edition of USA Today titled "As 
Journalism Changes, So Must You" insinuates that a 
national effort (likely financed by the government since the 
piece lauds the FCC National Broadband Plan) is needed to 
promote media literacy. Is it really a bright idea for any 
administration irrespective of party to declare to a free 
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I am sure the Haitians living amidst rubble give a "tinkers- 
you-know-what" that Frau Obama descended from 
Olympus to walk among the unworthy mortals. 

There is a Directv ad featuring Alex Trebek where it is 
jokingly insinuated that the cable guy hasn't arrived for the 
Jeopardy taping because he is due there somewhere 
between the hours of 8 am and 4 pm. A more accurate 
version would depict the Verizon man still not having 
arrived several days later. 

Stenny Hoyer contends that talk radio is subversive and 
dangerous. Does he also plan to addresses the posters 
calling Sarah Palin a "crazy bitch"? 

In his 4/14/10 broadcast, Glenn Beck remarked that only 
faculty of religion or science should be granted tenure. But 
isn't nearly every academic discipline the application of 
these broadly defined modalities of inquiry to a specified 
phenomena? 

If Obama's strategic foolishness brings nuclear destruction 
upon America, is he going to do the honorable thing and go 
down with the rest of us as did the Black President in the 
movie 20121 Or does Obama think he's so important that 
he'll be the first one to dash into the indestructible undersea 
bunker? See if all the grandiose proclamations about 
continuity of government will soothe your radiation sores 
oozing with gangrenous pus. 

In a White House report that essentially hopes that all hell 
breaks lose following a nuclear attack, it is admonished that 



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"Emergency response is principally a local function". 
Interesting, when it comes to a legitimate matter of 
survival, the Obama Administration would become a 
proponent of federalism and the separation of powers. In 
regards to nearly every other issue they advocate a totalist 
centralization of power. 

A 4/14/10 Washington Post food section article details the 
fad of oatmeal breakfasts available at fast food and chain 
eateries. An example of political correctness meeting pure 
darn laziness. If I've got money to blow, I'm not going to 
waste it on something so bland that can easily be prepared 
at home. 

The 4/26/10 edition of Forbes reports that Beck rakes in 
$32 million per year. If he made $32 thousand like so 
many of the rest of us, would he be all craps and grins 
about social security being abolished? Only so many of we 
lunatics can fit onto the Fox News payroll. 

An Op-Ed in the 4/15/10 USA Today titled "Yes, I Love 
Taxes" denounces the Tea Party movement as "unpatriotic" 
for daring to criticize what the activists categorize as 
excessive taxation. But isn't it even more unpatriotic to 
fornicate out of control, refuse to work, and then expect 
everyone else to pick up the tab for one's own debauchery? 
It has been estimated that nearly 50% pay no taxes. You 
can't tell me that they are so poor as a higher percentage 
than that have cable television and an Internet service 
provider. So tell me, who is the bigger subversive: the 
loyal citizen that dutifully pays their taxes but uses the 
peaceable mechanisms available to change the system or 
rather the deadbeat that contributes nothing but comports 



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themselves as if the taxpayer owes them? 

President Obama canceled his trip to the funeral of Poland's 
president. Bet, if the Poles did not rank among the palest 
of Whites, Obama would have risked flying through the 
volcanic ash cloud to bow before the corpses of his 
Communist and Islamist overlords. 

In decades past when Hyattsville was a majority Caucasian 
and Americans born in America town, I don't remember a 
table set up in the local library with all kinds of Census 
pamphlets distributed by someone just happening to be of 
that particular targeted ethnic extraction. 

A CBS poll surveyed how many Tea Party activists own 
guns and watch Fox News. Last time I checked, though 
Obama is probably plotting to make it otherwise, these are 
still legal. So why does it matter? A more interesting 
statistic would be how many leftists such as Rosie 
O'Donnel and Morris Dees of the Southern Poverty Law 
Center use guns to protect themselves but think you should 
be denied that very same opportunity. 

For decades, Americans were told that, following a nuclear 
attack, the President could theoretically ride out the 
calamity high aloft in Air Force One (as if this reassurance 
would assuage our anxieties about being incinerated at 
several thousand degrees). Then wouldn't flying through 
volcanic ash to attend the funeral of the president of a 
valued Post-Cold War ally be a good way to test this 
assumption to see if it is little more than smoke being 
blown up our collective rear-end? 



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Columnist Joe Klein has charged the Tea Party movement 
and conservative talk radio with sedition for daring to 
question the legitimacy of government. Wonder if he'd 
make such allegations if Tea Party activists wore rags on 
their heads. As a Jew, I hope he realizes that when 
totalitarian regimes crackdown on free expression, his kind 
are often rounded up just for good measure along with 
actual troublemakers. 

On the Lupus Foundation donation bags that arrived 
in the mail, it is pointed out on the sack that more "people 
of color" develop Lupus than do Caucasians. 

If it is sociopolitical dogma that we only question 
under threats of charges of heresy that there are no 
biological differences between the races, then why is such a 
fact even being pointed out? 

Is it somehow more tragic when a minority person 
becomes ill than a White person who would otherwise be 
getting what they deserved? 

Perhaps it is assumed that minorities are so 
inherently racist that they are only inclined to assist their 
own kind and not bestow charity if it were Whites (who it 
must be assumed never get sick and die since its always 
boohooed about in the media how minority mortality rates 
are somehow higher though people of all races end up in 
the graveyard) who suffered at a higher or at least equal 
rate. 

It is probably hoped that pointing this out will play 
on liberal White guilt and prompt those ashamed over what 
they have accomplished as a result of their own hard work 
and toil to stuff more into the charity bag. 

From the Spring 2010 issue of Peta's Animal Times, one 

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gets the impression that the quack from The Dr. Oz Show is 
a vegetarian. How do we know he is hawking sound 
science or rather his own philosophy since he has 
expressed an enthusiasm for the Swedenborg cult. 

If it is not racist for minorities to only care about a disease 
if their own breed suffer from it disproportionately but not 
to give a flip when Caucasians suffer from a condition, then 
why should Caucasians care when minorities are the 
victims? I don't remember any news anchors growing 
misty-eyed over suffering in the "White COMMUNITY". 
Interesting how one is denounced as "racist" for thinking 
suffering is suffering irrespective of skin color. 

An NBC public service announcement highlights the 
history of Earth Day. Too bad it didn't mention the role Ira 
Einhorn played and how he murdered his ex-girlfriend, 
stuffed her in a trunk he kept in his apartment, and how 
Arlen Specter assisted him in evading justice by fleeing to 
Europe. 

Sodomites heckle President. Will leftists denounce this as a 
coarsening of our culture likely to trigger violence? 

An absolutist distinction between "head" and "heart" has no 
doubt been one of the most dangerous heresies 
promulgated by dimwitted but perhaps well-meaning 
Christians. 

God created logic as well as emotion. The Greek word 
translated "Word" in John is logos, from which the word 
"logic" is derived. Anyone telling you to set aside the head 
in exclusive favor of the heart is out to hoodwink and 



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swindle you. 

A Leno headline segment was titled "White Trash Solutions 
To Simple Problems". Guess the Black trash alternative 
would consist of letting the problem go unresolved and then 
demand the government step in to resolve the matter. 
Whitey then provides what is being clamored for either out 
of his own sense of shame or from fear of bodily harm for 
not relenting to a riotous mob. 

Bill Clinton claims distrust of government caused Ruby 
Ridge. If I recall, it was government operatives that kept 
harassing Randy Weaver into modifying the shot gun and 
government operatives that ended up blowing off his wife's 
head. 

Contemporary Chamberlains and Quislings are in a flutter 
over Franklin Graham speaking at the Pentagon. Such 
backbone is why America will be nothing but a memory 
within 50 years. 

A foreigner shot up a hospital around the anniversary of 
Waco and The Oklahoma City Bombing. Had the gunmen 
been a White Redneck, the media would still be speculating 
24/7 on the tragedy and likely blame it on the Tea Party 
movement, talk radio, and George Bush. 

Maryland Port Towns are undertaking a "childhood health 
initiative" aimed at school menus, recreational activities 
and COMMUNITY gardens. One must ask what penalty 
will be imposed upon those refusing to participate? 

Spiritual huckster Eckart Tolle told USA Today that the path 

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to inner peace is to renounce and let go of all thought. One 
of these would no doubt include how he is able to live a 
posh, materialist lifestyle telling people they should live 
lives of detachment? Guess the last thing he wants you to 
think about is how a fool and his money are soon parted. 

I saw on twitter that Franklin Graham was disinvited from 
the Pentagon's National Day of Prayer. Ragheads are on a 
winning streak culturally this week. 

The electric company is trying to hoodwink customers into 
signing up for web-programmable thermostats. But if you 
can set your temperature over the Internet, what is to 
prevent it from being set by a party other than the 
homeowner? On the advertisement, it reads that the web- 
programmable thermostat will be used to "cycle off air 
conditioners during peek hours". Control to this extent is 
the ultimate goal of the so-called "smart grid" advocated by 
Obama. However, you will no doubt be the one left 
perspiring in the summer heat even though the Obama hag 
is the one that insists upon going around sleeveless. 

Even if someone opposes all immigration, that does not 
invalidate their stance against illegal immigration. 

If these filthy illegals Obama has his nose lodged up the 
backside of get handouts and don't have obligations like 
jury duty, what good is citizenship? 

Interesting how we are lectured we must obey the law 
whether we like it or not when it's Whites that question its 
constitutionality. Yet vandalism and mayhem are 
applauded when the swarthy dispute it. In Hiibel vs. 6th 



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Judicial District Court Of Nevada, liberals apparently had 
little trouble with the Supreme Court requiring those 
detained by police, irrespective of accused criminality, to 
identify themselves to police. 

If illegals don't like the Arizona immigration law, shouldn't 
they invade through another state? 

I guess the rabble tossing water bottles at police and 
smearing refried bean swastikas on the Arizona State 
House aren't full of racial resentment. 

If researchers think Tea Party activists are full of racial 
resentment, have they ever met these crabby Black women 
that have to bite off everyones' heads constantly reminding 
us what color they happen to be and how strong and proud 
they are yet lack self-control as to how many illegitimate 
kids they have? 

A campaign ad by an Alabama gubernatorial candidate 
promising to conduct drivers exams in English is 
denounced as "just plain mean". Why isn't it mean to 
endanger citizens by credentialing motorists unable to 
comprehend the nation's roadways or to deny a sovereign 
nation the right to determine how it will run its own affairs 
and culture? 

California Governor Arnold Schwarzenegger is "deeply 
troubled" over the Arizona immigration law. California has 
been so run into the ground, you'd think he'd be busy 
enough with his state's own problems. Does the governor of 
Arizona usually go around commenting on the leftist 
nonsense California is infamous for? 



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Cardinal Mahoney denounces the Arizona Immigration law 
as "Nazism". Given the number of innocent lives and 
individual liberties the Catholic Church has trampled upon 
over the centuries, they really ought to keep their mouths 
shut over something like this. 

If not for the fact that they'd probably get taxpayer medical 
treatment as a result, one would otherwise hope that this 
weekend's Hispanosupremacist mobs would get heat 
exhaustion during their planned uprising. 

If John Stossel thinks Third World sweatshops are so 
wonderful, perhaps he should indenture himself to one. 

I had marshmallow fluff on my bagel. If the rising nutrition 
dictatorship has its way, in the future that will be as 
shocking and carry the same consequences as confessing 
one has just snorted a line of cocaine. 

From the White House Correspondents' Dinner, Obama's 
aptitude for comedy is as lacking as his skills at leadership. 

Geraldo's brownnosing of Obama's flopped comedy routine 
is more disgusting than Obama's attempt at comedy. 

Wouldn't surprise me if the thwarted Time Square attack 
was an inside job to blame the Tea Party movement, to 
have talk radio/Fox News banished, and to justify closing 
additional roads around Time Square as much of it has been 
closed to traffic for the past year. 

Rush Limbaugh mentioned there are now pihatas with the 

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visage of Arizona's governor on them. Isn't this as immoral 
as a bullseye of Obama? 

While we're at it, wouldn't surprise me if the Gulf of 
Mexico disaster was some kind of covert operation as it 
will justify Obama's policy objectives of raising fuel costs 
as well as paint as an enemy of the earth anyone calling for 
increased petroleum exploration. 

Liberal diversity means all 50 states must have identical 
laws yet we cannot comment on the most barbaric practices 
of jungle savages or other Third World cultures. 

A caller to the WMAL Austin Hill program condemned the 
host for claiming Western Civilization is superior to Islamic 
Civilization. I guess who are we to question those that beat 
their multiple wives, kill their uppity daughters, and don't 
provide their sons with that great of an existence either in 
this life as well as the next? 

A Congressman arrested at a pro-illegal alien rally should 
be booted from office. If he is not going to obey the laws 
he dislikes, on what grounds should he expect us to 
acquiesce to the chains he regularly places around us? 

The media claims the Times Square Plot was a failure. 
However, if security is increased around that area, in a 
sense the terrorists (whoever they might be) have been 
handed a small scale victory. 

Leftists are no doubt disappointed that the Times Square 
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It must be pointed out to Mayor Bloomberg that all 
terrorists (irrespective of religion, ethnicity, or national 
origin) are either deranged, have political agendas, and 
often both. 

And why should we care if the Times Square Bomber has 
been foreclosed on? Did Zionists somehow prevent him 
from paying his mortgage? 

Interesting how religious apostates and philosophical 
deviants think states are required to incorporate the Bill of 
Rights as part of state law as required by the 14th 
Amendment but apparently not federal immigration 
statutes. 

If it is a waste of time and resources to cover over the 
Goddess Virtus' exposed bosom in the Old Dominion, isn't 
it an even bigger waste to change the Virginia state song 
simply because the tune ticks off Afro supremacists? 

While it sounds good to strip the rights of citizenship from 
accused terrorists as Senator Liberman suggests, we should 
be very careful as to what is defined as terrorism. It must 
be remembered that just a few weeks ago media liberals 
were accusing Beck, Palin, and the Teapartiers of 
"sedition". 

Attorney General Erick Holder said one of the crimes the 
Times Square Bomber will be charged with would be acts 
of terrorism transcending national borders. Why should 
terror originating within borders be considered a lesser or 
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A study concludes that stomach cancer rates among Whites 
are increasing. Where are the pleas for increased funding 
and lengthy broadcast news stories lamenting this 
pestilence simply because of the ethnicity of those afflicted 
with it? 

Requiring students to remove American flags during a 
Hispanosupremacist holiday is the moral equivalent of 
forcing Jews to remove their yarmulkes because it is 
Christmas. 

Given the blasphemous turn popular culture has taken in 
terms of the announced Comedy Central cartoon depicting 
the Lord as a slacker and the novel titled The Goodman 
Jesus & The Scoundrel Christ, perhaps the debauched 
should take the time to thank God that Christians these 
days let a bit more depravity slide by than our Islamic 
counterparts. 

Totalitarianism is defined as a political system where the 
state attempts to govern every aspect of public and private 
life. Obama has favorably endorsed the linguistic alteration 
to the uniforms of the Phoenix Suns. And why didn't he go 
out of his way to mention what city the Spurs were from as 
well? Is there any doubt that the level described above is 
the extent to which the President desires to intervene in our 
lives? One would think that the country is so screwed up 
right now that Obama wouldn't have time to assume the 
role of the nation's chief fashion critic. 

Liberal scum offended by the American flag should go back 
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Illegals Illegally Blocking Roads Should Be Run Over. 

Any student walking out of class to join a protest march 
should be slapped with a truancy charge. And any student 
that does so that is not an U.S. citizen or whose parents are 
not U.S. citizens should be expelled from the public school 
system. Such pupils are not there for educational purposes 
but rather to foment cultural revolution and social upheaval. 

A scientific study contends that most Caucasians and 
Asians can trace part of their genetic lineage back to 
Neanderthals. But if Homo Erectus and Neanderthals were 
able to produce fecund offspring as a result of copulation, 
that would mean both are of the same species. Thus 
Neanderthals are simply another race or ethnicity of human 
beings. 

CBS laments how the Times Square bomber didn't get to 
experience the American dream. Just think of how many 
American dreams would not have been realized if this piece 
of human debris had been successful. 

Obama condemns IPODs and IPADs as a threat to 
democracy. In other words, he only wants media sources he 
can control. 

Obama decrees that everyone is responsible for education. 
Yet, when parents get involved in the public school system, 
they are reminded to defer to professional educators . 
Often the attitude is little better in Christian school with the 
added caveat of threats of Hellfire tacked on to silence 
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Given the dimwittedness of the average food service 
worker such as having to ask them to repeat nearly a dozen 
times what they've mumbled, I don't see how advertising 
something as "hand-made" can be all that appetizing. 

The publisher of The International Yoga Guide must really 
be in love with himself. That heathen is on the cover of 
every single issue. 

According to Obama's remarks on the nomination of Elena 
Kagan to the Supreme Court, the purpose of the Justices is 
not to uphold the Constitution as established by the 
Founders but rather to be "more inclusive, more 
representative, more reflective of us as a people." 

The United Nations is plotting to impose an Internet tax in 
the name of providing health services to poor countries. 
However, why should average Americans be punished 
because jungle savages can't keep their pants on (or 
perhaps rather leaves) and keep having kids they obviously 
can't afford to provide for? 

Is Kagin a lesbian? That is a question being raised across 
the Internet. She certainly looks like one. And since we are 
critiquing the matter of appearances, despite the Obamas 
emphasis on health and nutrition, neither of his Supreme 
Court nominees look like they have missed too many 
meals. 

Supreme Court nominee Elena Kagin opposes the military, 
Christianity, the unborn, traditional marriage, and free 
speech. Thus, any Republican that votes in the affirmative 
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Given Obama's attitude towards IPOD's and IPAD's, in the 
wisdom of the New Lord, it is ok for the government to use 
technology to keep tabs on you but not proper for you to 
use new technology to keep tabs on government. 

If Orin Hatch votes to confirm Kagin to the Supreme Court, 
he is as much an enemy of the Constitution as Obama and 
Kagin. 

So have Tennesseans looted any TV's and gold necklaces 
yet because they need food and water following the floods? 

Russians allegedly execute Somali pirates. And we should 
feel sorry why? 

Contrary to Pope Pelosi, the Gospel is about Jesus as the 
only Begotten Son Of God dieing for our sins and rising 
from the dead so that we might have eternal life in Heaven. 
It says very little about immigration and more about 
complying with the law through the doctrine of rendering to 
Caesar. 

Aren't the Sodomites the homophobic ones for insinuating 
that it is lesbianish to play softball? 

A blurb atop the Washington Blade applauded that gays 
running for Congress were "raking in the money". So if our 
support for candidates ought to be based upon what turns 
us on, will there eventually be a buxom, leggy redhead or 
plumpish, curvy brunette party? 

If student mobs today are permitted to foist Mexican flags 

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over American schools, it won't be long until Chinese 
armies will be raising their banner over all of the United 
States. 

Jupiter loses one of its planetary stripes. Wonder how long 
until it is blamed on George Bush. 

When questioned by a member of Congress, Attorney 
General Erick Holder was unable to admit that radical 
Islam is responsible for the vast majority of terrorist attacks 
upon the United States. Can you imagine in the 1940's 
what a mess this country would be in if its highest officials 
were unable to even enunciate how we were at war with 
Germany or Japan? I bet these Obamaphiles have no 
problem about saying things against White folks, 
Christianity, and the Tea Party movement. 

An Illinois school is banning participation in an Arizona 
basketball tournament for safety reasons and because the 
southwestern state does not reflect the school's values. 
However, students from that very same school are going on 
a trip to Red China. 

Glenn Beck denounced George Whitfield's "bizarre" 
position on slavery. Wonder if Beck will also comment on 
the strange things advocated by early Mormon leaders or 
even the Communist ties of Martin Luther King, Jr. 

If George W. Bush is to be derided as an intellectual 
lightweight because of his rumored aversion to dense 
lengthy tomes, isn't Erick Holder even more of a mental nit 
for failing to read the Arizona immigration law despite 
proceeding to make pronouncements on it in an almost ex- 
cathedra fashion as America's highest practicing barrister? 

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A fuss is being made over the abandoned boyhood home of 
Mitt Romney being torn down. Any other time the power of 
government to snatch homes from people is heralded as a 
wonderful sign of progress and anyone thinking otherwise 
had better remain silent or they will be labeled as one of 
those "Tea Party Terrorists". 

Isn't it about time Nashville stars had a telethon where one 
of their number blurted out on national television that 
Obama doesn't like White Southerners? 

Any theologian advocating an eschatology other than Christ 
Himself establishing the Millennial Kingdom is advocating 
a form of religious dictatorship. 

The Council Of The Religious Leaders Of Metropolitan 
Chicago have released a statement condemning the Arizona 
immigration law. Given that Chicago is perennially going 
to Hell in a handbasket because of its high crime rate and 
the city's legendary corruption of municipal authorities, 
you'd think these clergymen would be too busy to comment 
on affairs taking place halfway across the country. 
Perhaps conservative pastors in Arizona with virtually no 
connections to Chicago whatsoever should hand down as a 
group their own lengthy proclamation as to what they 
perceive as to the shortcomings of Obama' s adopted 
hometown. 

Barack Obama's illegal alien aunt is to remain in America, 
likely as a welfare mooch. An immigration court has 
granted her asylum despite her refusal to comply with a 
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has resided in public housing. Since she is disabled by 
Guillain-Barre syndrome, it is unlikely she is able to 
provide for herself and no doubt receives more government 
benefits than actual Americans who have been denied them 
despite paying into the system their entire working lives. 

It has been hypothesized that a liberal is a conservative that 
hasn't been mugged yet. Confirmation of the conjecture is 
now available in the form of a Supreme Court ruling that 
finds it violates constitutional provisions regarding cruel 
and unusual punishment to hand down a life sentence to a 
minor for offences other than homicide. Obviously, none of 
the justices have been victimized by out of control hellions. 
But then again, I guess there are not too many interested in 
running their fingers through Ruth Bader Ginsburg's 
lingerie drawer. 

Liberals only like blondes if they are quiet, pliant arm 
candy. Miss Oklahoma was booed when she gave the 
"incorrect" answer to a question as to what she thought of 
the Arizona immigration law. As a result, Miss Michigan 
won the pageant. The winner herself is an immigrant of 
Lebanese Islamic origins whose kin are no doubt proud she 
has achieved notoriety for acting like a Western harlot as 
she previously won accolades for her acumen with the 
stripper pole. 

In his proposal to mandate links to alternative viewpoints 
on websites, closet Nazi with a Jewish name Cass Sustein 
says the word "voluntary" is complicated. Amazing how 
often those with the fanciest degrees understand things the 
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In Arizona schools, Ethnic Studies are overseen by La 
Raza. In other words, these are the contemporary 
equivalent of the German racial science or hygiene classes 
ofthe 1930's. 

Bill Clinton wants a value added tax. Wonder if he'll still 
endorse it if it is applied to hookers and cigars. 

Orwell's symbol for Communism was a boot on someone's 
neck. The symbol of Obama's foreign policy would be a 
nose shoved up someone's rear end. 

From the Greta expose of Arizona ethnic studies, it sounds 
like radical Hispanics in the Southwest pretty much act like 
typical DC area Black folks. 

As slow as Bob Woodward talks, it's a wonder that we still 
aren't waiting for the Watergate story to break. 

If Bristol Palin had kept her pants on, would she now be 
making around $20,000 a pop as an abstinence speaker? 
Everybody sins, but we don't make nearly a year's salary 
each time we open our mouths regarding our own 
whoredom. 

The Washington DC, CBS affiliate ran a story that the 
Beltway Sniper John Allan Muhammad was primarily the 
result of an elaborate case of domestic violence. If we are 
to do justice to both the victims of this scumbag and 
history, it must also be remembered that the sniper also 
subscribed to a form of radical Islam. Will a report also be 
broadcast to this aspect of his personality that liberal elites 
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If we are "not defined by our border" as Obama claims, 
then why is the Department on Homeland of Security hell- 
bent on seizing that Vermont family farm that the 
government insists is a little to close too Canada? 

A Washington Post article claims that for security purposes, 
the waiters for the White House state dinner have their 
social security numbers checked almost daily If so, how 
come Arizona officials can't assess the ID's of those there 
the police come into contact with for the purposes of 
protecting citizens and legitimate residents? 

Another Obama Administration official, Secretary of 
Homeland Security Janet Napolitano, has admitted to not 
reading the Arizona immigration law. 

When this confession is coupled with the revelation 
that members of Congress failed to read the healthcare bill 
despite that legislation's potential to revolutionize nearly all 
of America's economic and political system, it makes the 
concerned citizen cringe. 

Many of the regulations being imposed upon the 
people of the United States in terms of tyrannical policies 
may not even be known about before it is too late. 

But even more importantly, the actions taken by 
government officials wallowing in their own ignorance on 
any wide array of political and legal matters might not even 
be authorized by any properly promulgated law if this 
failure to read actual statutes is as widespread as we are 
now being led to believe. 

Headlines say the state dinner had "Mexican Flair". 
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If an artificial life form has been created now in a lab, 
wouldn't that attest to the need for a creator since it was 
deliberately engineered rather than allowed to come 
together by chance? 

During Congressional hearings into the BP oil spill, 
Barbara Boxer got all emotional over the fate of tuna fish 
eggs. Too bad she does not get as worked up over fertilized 
human ones in regards to abortion. 

Greta Van Sustern remarked that many got their noses bent 
out of joint over Calderon's address before Congress. 
Given how many plastic surgeries Greta has had, I guess 
she'd know about that procedure. 

The presiding Bishop of the Episcopal Church 
Katherine Schori came to a Maryland suburb outside of 
Washington, DC to bless the denomination's increasing 
Hispanic numbers. 

Are similar plans being made to brownnose the 
remaining Caucasian members as well? 

The racial pandering was justified on the grounds 
that Episcopalian membership is increasing only in its 
immigrant congregations. 

However, once these have their resistance worn 
down and brainwashed into accepting the ecclesiological 
pathologies plaguing the Modernistic branches of the 
Anglican communion such as the widespread acceptance of 
homosexuality, the overall emasculation of the faith through 
the introduction of less than feminine leftist female clergy, 
and the outright denial of foundational Christian doctrines 
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won't be long until attendance at these now vibrant parishes 
begin to collapse as well. 

Would the Naval Academy tradition of climbing the greased 
pole have been discontinued if the obelisk had been coated 
with a more politically correct lubricant such as Vaseline 
rather than lard? 

Woody Allen believes America should be governed by a 
dictator. I guess he has failed to realize that whiny, 
irritating Jews such as himself are among the first that such 
regimes round up. 

A dictatorship that claimed to be implementing expressedly 
Christian principles would still be a dictatorship 
nonetheless. 

The 1200 troops heading to the border will not be there to 
so much to interdict illegals but rather to prevent local 
police forces from enforcing duly constituted laws. 

Wonder if the journalistic peeping torn that moved in next 
door to Sarah Palin remembers how skilled she is at field 
dressing a moose. 

Racemongers are criticizing White actors in the films The 
Prince of Persia and The Last Airbender. Not a word has 
been said about a Black actor portraying Nick Fury in 
Ironman even though Fury was originally a White 
character. 

Even if my degrees are from a correspondence school as an 
email recently ridiculed, how does that in anyway refute 
what I have hypothesized? Is not like much prescience is 

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emanating from the Ivy League these days. 

Apparently Obama thinks he is too good to go to Arlington 
Cemetery on Memorial Day 

Interesting how Glenn Beck can highlight Woodrow 
Wilson's prison camp for dissidents but ridiculed those that 
warned FEMA has similar facilities in the planning stages. 

The DC city council passed a tax on soda and sweet drinks. 
This municipal body believes it is the place of government 
to manipulate citizens into choices that authorities conclude 
optimize health. Yet this very same government provides 
free condoms to decadent youth because, it is argued, it is 
not the place of bureaucrats to make value judgments what 
people do with their own bodies. These prophylactics will 
no doubt be financed in part through proceeds collected 
through the soda tax. Life has certainly gotten more logical 
and consistent since giving God and the Ten 
Commandments the legal system's equivalent of the middle 
finger. 

Contrary to that asinine teacher Gov. Christie of New 
Jersey put in her place, what regular person these days 
makes what they ought? As to those that think statist 
educators are underpaid, Mark Levin just announced that 
this shrew makes over $85,000 per year. 

Wonder if Glenn Beck can be brought back around to 
reconsider the matter of FEMA detention camps. This is the 
second day in a row he has mentioned efforts by the Wilson 
and FDR Administrations to detain U.S. civilians not 
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criticizing the regimes of their respective time. 

When Obama's daughter asked the President, "Is the hole 
plugged yet, daddy." I think that may have been a child's 
way of asking him to just be quiet for a while. 

Contrary to Albert Mohler, playing outdoors is a preference 
and not a moral imperative for church leaders to snoop into 
one's family life over. 

Here is Washington logic for you. For years, government 
propaganda has extolled the masses regarding the moral 
and practical superiority of public transportation. Now as 
reward for heeding the exhortation, riders are to be socked 
with increased fees. 

Though Whale Wars is an interesting program, in light of it, 
they should broadcast in a favorable light a band of pro life 
activists disrupting the operations of an abortion clinic. 

WMAL's Fred Grandy remarked that the knowledge of 
bloggers constituted an encyclopedia of ignorance. As if 
other divisions within the media are of considerably higher 
intelligence. You'd think someone's whose claim to fame 
was starring in a mediocre late 70's/early 80's comedy 
would be less class oriented as to where information 
originated from. 

Just think, if Obama had gone to Arlington, he wouldn't 
have gotten rained upon. 

Believing in Jesus and having a strong military are not 
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The Red Cross is aiding the Taliban by providing first aide 
assistance to the Islamic terrorists. The next time this outfit 
begs you for a handout, remember that there are other 
organizations out there that won't be using your charitable 
donation to undermine the American war effort and the 
cause of human liberty in the world. 

Nadal Malik Hassan, the terrorist that attacked Fort Hood, 
got to snuggle up with a warm blankie because him was 
cold. The scumbag should have had ice cold water sprayed 
all over him and sat in front of a blasting air conditioner 
and berated how American soldiers fighting in the cesspool 
nations of the world wish they could enjoy a cool breeze. 

There is now a push for a Black actor to be cast as Spider- 
Man. Maybe we can have a White Uncle Remus while we 
are at it because, as much as White liberals cave culturally, 
it won't be long until Caucasians are the ones a-pickin 
cotton. 

Fred Grandy on WMAL talked in a British accent to 
lampoon the BP head wishing he could go back to his life 
following the oil rig disaster. I will be the first to admit that 
a feigned accent can be humorous, but will a Mexican, a 
Chinese, or a ghetto resident on welfare with 1 5 children 
telling everyone what a strong, proud Black woman she is 
also be attempted on the morning airwaves? 

Hopefully, leftist rabblerousers have been persuaded to 
think twice before boarding the next "peace flotilla". 

Though the interdiction got out of hand, perhaps America 
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approaching our own borders. 

If a number of "Peace Flotilla" members are on the record 
as wanting to be martyrs, shouldn't Israel be heralded for 
honoring such a multiculturalist request? 

CNN flies into lamentations how the oil spill is threatening 
American Indian lands. The last time I checked, this wasn't 
exactly a boom time for everyone else down there either. If 
all races are equal, will we see a story how the Rednecks 
are threatened as well? 

If the rest of us have to have our actions constantly 
scrutinized by video cameras, then why not major league 
baseball players and officials? 

As a dropout, it's doubtful Paul McCartney knows where 
the library is either, especially since he no doubt spent his 
formative years stoned on dope. 

On Whale Wars season 2, episode 8, the Japanese whalers 
should be applauded in their restraint by only using an 
acoustic weapon on the Sea Shepherd copter. Those 
beatnik environmentalists should just be grateful a surface 
to air missile wasn't used. 

Perhaps the Japanese whalers should get their own rubber 
dingies and toss noxious substances onto the Sea Shepherd 
ship for a change. Given the disgusting things Asians are 
known to eat, are aromatic assaults the best way to deter 
the whalers? 

In light of the "Peace Flotilla" tragedy, perhaps snotty 

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American whelps will think twice and instead get real jobs 
rather than travel into war zones thinking they can get by 
with the bratty antics there that we put up with in America. 

The Los Angeles school system plans to teach students that 
the Arizona immigration law is "un-American". But since 
communalist liberals despise the United States, if this is the 
rhetoric they intend to use to describe the legislation, aren't 
they logically forced to admit that the statute is a good 
thing? Are students also to be taught the comprehensive 
legal codes of all the other states as well? 

Glenn Beck just claimed that no commemoration of D-Day 
could be found on the White House website. Bet if it had 
been an event of importance to Islamists, Afrosupremacists, 
or Hispanic malcontents, Obama would have been fawning 
all over its historical significance. 

Rush Limbaugh has wed for the fourth time. 

Given his track record, wonder how long this one 
will last. 

Most websites list the headline as "Limbaugh Weds, 
Elton John Sings". 

Proofreaders certainly earned their pay with that 
strategically placed comma. 

Given that Limbaugh paid $ 1 million for the frivolity 
of Elton's vocals and that Limbaugh has dismissed the BP 
oil spill as "natural", one must question just how well this 
broadcaster can relate to the travails of we common people. 

If Glenn Beck is going to wallow proudly in his ignorance 
of the Bilderbergers, then does he have a right to point out 
other conspiracies? Is this comment a veiled way of 

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revealing that he has been informed that, if he says much 
about this particular group, he had better not step off of any 
curbs? 

Obama's nominee for the office of intelligence director is 
named "Clapper". Bet any Al Qaeda operatives familiar 
with late 80's TV jingles are having a field day with that 
one around the campfires in their dank Afghan caves. 

If Helen Thomas is to be denied the opportunity to present 
her graduation oration because of her enmity towards 
Israel, shouldn't Obama's opportunity be rescinded as 
well? For while Thomas was quite blunt in her remarks 
and the President as evasive as always, their positions 
actually share considerable similarity. If anything, Obama 
may be the greater threat to the nation of Israel because at 
least Thomas is honest about her position and you don't 
have to wade through volumes of policy babble to decipher 
it. 

On D-Day (which Obama did not commemorate) at another 
kind of ceremony attended by the President, Anglican 
apostate Desmond Tutu insisted security is not obtained 
through the barrel of a gun. Some of his closest South 
African allies such as the Mandelas would, through their 
actions, assume it comes through sticking a tire around the 
neck of your political opponents, filling it with gasoline, 
and setting the tire on fire. 

A Mexican brat hurling rocks at Border Patrol Agents 
deserved to be shot. 

A pragmatic politician is essentially one with no 

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foundational values other than smooching their own 
backside. 



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About The Author 

Frederick Meekins is an Internet columnist and blogger. 
Frederick holds a Bachelor of Science in Political Science 
& History from the University of Maryland University 
College, a MA in Apologetics & Christian Philosophy from 
Trinity Theological Seminary, a Doctor of Practical 
Theology from the Master's School of Divinity, and a 
Doctor of Divinity from Slidell Baptist Seminary. Dr. 
Meekins is pursuing a Ph.D. in Christian Apologetics 
through Newburgh Theological Seminary. 



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